Coin Snatchel

Keeping change and other small items inside your vagina for safe keeping.

Jen: do you have a quarter?
Kylie: Oh yes I've got 98 dollars in change and a small dead robin in my coin snatchel !

by Gal Fieri October 13, 2016

Count Snackula

A Romanian with completely wrecked teeth, I'm talking seriously fucked up chompers to the point where it gives you tooth ache just looking at them. The clusterfuck in the Romanians mouth is caused by years of shit eating habits and excessive neediness.

The fuck-wit count snackula tried to drink her blood but settled for a packet of walkers instead.

by Rish the rocket January 18, 2022

Snatchcraft

1. The Feminine ability to overwhelm the male gender with seductive dances or sensual hip thrusts.

2. The ability to Create the illusion of interest in the males species when there is no other physical attraction other than personal gain

(i.e. stripper, prostitute, wife, girlfriend, Fiance, and That bitch at the front checkouts of k-mart, giving you fuck me eyes because your "mr. big spender" with your e.b.t. card every 1st and 3rd of the month)

3. The ability to be a complete and utter bitch/cunt for no apparent reason what so ever. And the ability to say the absolute most fucked up thing at the wrong time.

1. "Yo! that bitch almost got all my cash tonight, lucky i got snatchcraft replent."

2. "Hey buddy she doesnt love, you has you under some kind of evil snatchcraft that makes you buy her shit!"

3. "BITCH I LOST MY JOB!! because you just had to go into my job be the Snatchcraft queen and get all but hurt because i got some head from the bitch working the deepfrier! MCDONALDS DON'T RE-HIRE FOR SHIT LIKE THAT!!"

by GuNzZiK September 20, 2006

snatchless

A person who hasn't had any pussy in a long time.

"I sure feel sorry for ol George. He's been snatchless so long his dick is going to fall off."

by adcadc April 22, 2008

snatchlasticity

The ability of a woman's vagina to return to form. Usually used to refer to women that have given birth to one or more children already, as they'll likely lose this ability w/o the help of Dr. Kegel's exercises.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.

by cnut stolen April 23, 2006

snatchalater

A guy who asks for a bj and promises to give
you oral in return, but never does.

Ed didn't return the favor last night. He's such a snatchalater.

by Darrenteed June 9, 2007

Snatchigators

Little bugs in and around the snatch. As in, crotch critters.

I was gonna go down on her, but when I dropped the panties, the snatchigators were snapping at me.

by Lokki June 5, 2003