fuck-wit
A fuck-wit is a individual with absolute no wits or intelligence and tries to come off smart when really they are just a fuck wit
fuck-wit by thdude21619 April 1, 2008
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fuck-wit
A person who professes superior self knowledge but really has only a limited and/or skewed grasp of any subject. These people often float from the bottom of the turd bowl in the form of a middle manager. Fuck-wit detection is fairly easy after about 30 seconds of conversation.
Me: "The problem is the third party vendor for product A, they are recalling their product from this particulat LOT"
Fuck-wit: "Well we are not buying from product A any more"
Me: "Um, well it is not their fault, their vendor is recalling the component"
Fuck-wit, "I can't understand the bad business practices of Product A that they would buy bad components"
Me: "Um, they did not buy bad components on purpose, that is why they are replacing the component for free"
Fuck-wit: "Well we are not buying from product A any more"
Me: "Um, well it is not their fault, their vendor is recalling the component"
Fuck-wit, "I can't understand the bad business practices of Product A that they would buy bad components"
Me: "Um, they did not buy bad components on purpose, that is why they are replacing the component for free"
fuck-wit by capngrumpy November 8, 2005
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Fuck-Wit
1 An often clumsy, brain-dead, half-retarded, dogs-ass-useless, painfully annoying person who can't seem to accomplish even the simplest of tasks.
2 A word used in place of "mess around with"
2 A word used in place of "mess around with"
Fuck-Wit
- One with the wit of 'fuck'.
- A person who can only hold attention for the profane and pornographic.
- One who is constantly focused on foul language and the extremity of stimulus (i.e. sex, violence, and destruction), not able to ignore the presence of such stimuli and continuing to see it while it is not present.
- A person who can only hold attention for the profane and pornographic.
- One who is constantly focused on foul language and the extremity of stimulus (i.e. sex, violence, and destruction), not able to ignore the presence of such stimuli and continuing to see it while it is not present.
Fuck Wit
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2. Movie
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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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