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Mongoose impression

A degenerate bonding ritual where one friend slaps the other full across the face—hard enough to knock the dignity loose—and growls, “Do your best mongoose impression.” The victim, now trembling and shame-charged, contorts their body like a hairless ferret having a nervous breakdown in a sock drawer. Bonus points if they hiss, writhe, or emit a sound somewhere between a squeal and a suppressed moan.

Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.
"We're at Olive Garden, right? Outta nowhere, Jake slaps Trevor so hard his breadstick flies across the booth, then whispers, ‘Do your best mongoose impression.’ Trevor locks eyes with the waiter, arches his back, and starts chittering like a horny squirrel in heat. They comped our meal out of fear."
by Floyd11 June 20, 2025
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hot dog impression

n. - the human deceased state shortly after death in which the rigid yet soft, pinkish disposition resembles a hot dog.
If Louie fucks with Chuckles he'll be doing a hot dog impression by dawn.
by Tom Zappacosta September 30, 2003
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make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.
"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."
by Chunky McFartington May 4, 2014
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Danny Phantom Impression

When you're on talking terms with someone and they randomly ghost you.
Guy 1: Hey, you still talking to Chelsea?
Guy 2: Nah, she decided to do her Danny Phantom Impression
Guy 1: Oh man, that sucks. Isn't this like the third time this month?
Guy 2: Yea, it's been exhausting tbh.
by iamsuperrandom April 19, 2022
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Joe Pesci impression

A bit you can do with your buddies, tell someone to do a Jay Leno impression, and then have them to a joe Pesci impression, where you do the “funny how” line. Tell them thats wrong and ask for more Italian Americans but NEVER ask for joe Pesci

For example, start with Jay Leno, then Robert De Niro, then Steve buschemi, then john Travolta, etc.

Keep doing the bit until you get sick of it or the person you’re doing it to kicks ya in the family jewels
person #1: Hey big man can you do that really great Jay Leno impression ?

Person #2: yeah I got you, YOU THINK IM A FUNNY GUY, FUNNY HOW? LIKE I’M A CLOWN, LIKE I AMUSE YOU??

Person #1: no no that’s not it, that’s Steve buschemi

Person #3: dude thats literally a joe Pesci impression.

Person #1 and #2: who the fuck is joe Pesci?
by Crammedlamb68 March 19, 2025
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to sexpress; a sexpression

Sexpress:
1.Convey (a sexual thought or feeling) in words or by gestures and conduct

Sexpression:
1. The process of making known one's sexual thoughts or feelings.
2. The conveying of sexual opinions publicly without interference by the government: "freedom of sexpression".
to sexpress; a sexpression

"After just a few drinks, the girl i was talking to at the bar sexpressed an interest in coming home with me, as she winked while fondling my crotch."

"On August 8th, 2012, 100,000 protesters marched onto the White House and began flirting, making out, and performing various manual and oral acts in order to exercise their freedom of sexpression."
by Abra-Kadabra August 9, 2012
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