Nice Shoes

An expression usually followed by "wanna fuck" as a very bad chat up line, which does often work. The expression "Nice shoes..." can be said alone, with the hope the other person will realise what you are asking them, if they do and say yes, you've pulled, if they realise and say no, you say "i have no idea what you mean, i like your shoes". It is also an inside joke shared between many, in which "Nice shoes..." is shouted across the room to a friend, then they reply "wanna fuck?!"

Me: "Hey syafiera, nice shoes! *winks*"
Syafiera: "Wanna fuck!?"

by .Blood.Lust. December 15, 2008

Doctor Who's Shoes

n. The title given to anyone or anything that is cool.

Tayla finished the Impossible Quiz. She is Doctor Who's Shoes.

I reccomend that you try this caramel ice cream. It's Doctor Who's Shoes.

by Full Metal Alastair August 13, 2008

shamesung

A despicable spelling of Samsung because they're copying others shamelessly.

Obadiah: You really think that just because Apple have an idea, it belongs to them?
Anthony: Yes! If you disagree, you're shameless like shamesung and I despise who you are on a cellular level.

by bedman July 19, 2012

jesters-shoes

The involuntary curling of ones toes on reaching the 'vinegar strokes'.

Camera four, zoom in on Gunter he's got the jesters-shoes!

by Big Rosco March 1, 2004

concrete shoes

A method of human disposal, developed and perfected by the Italian mob. Involves encasing a person's feet in poured concrete, and dumping them, alive or dead, into a deep body of water.

"Luco Brata sleeps with the fishes. We just fitted him for concrete shoes."

by D. Gould February 9, 2006

shout at your shoes

A euphemism for throwing up on the floor, or just vomiting in general.

"Carl’s outside shouting at his shoes. I knew that last drink would put him over the edge."

by SnaggPDX December 17, 2004

frat shoes

Indestructible shoes shield our feet from the mysterious substances that inhabit frat house floors and the endless hordes of strangers stepping on our toes. Their exclusive purpose is to be beaten, abused, and soiled by us and other blacked out college students. When push comes to shove, everyone needs a sturdy pair of shoes to carry them through the lawless land that is a college party and back home when the night comes to an end.

Claire: what should i wear tonight to sigma kappa lamda?
Friend: doesn't really matter, as long as you have your frat shoes on to protect your feet.

by sheriff sprinkles April 20, 2018