Shelfie

A selfie taken on the shitter!

I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!

by Treebonics September 5, 2016

Shelfie

A presumptuous photo someone takes of themselves with something that they want, pretending like it belongs to them. See also: IYD pic

"Holy crap, did you see Jen's photos on Facebook? Her boyfriend proposed and bought her a monster rock!"
"In her dreams! That was just a shelfie."

"Matt just bought a new motorcycle!"
"No, he didn't; those were just shelfies. Two seconds after he tweeted that last one, the real owner came out into the parking lot and threatened to put him in the hospital."

by RwjKnowsStuff August 22, 2017

shelfie

A self picture worthy of a shelf

Why take a shelfie when you can pay a homeless man five cents to take one.

by bltbites November 7, 2013

university of sheffield

Where all the ‘educated’ people go, they look down on everyone and anyone. Bad at sports.
Everyone who goes here is dead inside. Their family hates them.

I asked them what they were studying, they rolled their eyes and said, “fine art, obviously.
And that’s when I knew, they studied at the university of Sheffield.

by Wig?wig. March 25, 2018

Sheffield

A shitty little place Outside Rotherham,
can`t be missed because of the smell of pigshit and curry, if you stop at traffic lights you get your wheels nicked, if you ride a bike and signal to turn you get you watch nicked, if its night the only way to see people if they smile, and if god was born here....well musta dropped down the shitter

the best thing about sheffield is the road out, dunt go there ya will regret every second

by Arcangel-mike August 22, 2008

Sheffield

An out of work prostitute, usually seen hanging around theme bars looking for desperate punters.

"That sheffield was so desperate for some action that she even went for old man Keenan dressed in a hula skirt."

by Walkabout101 November 2, 2006

shatfield

Best place in Britain yeh

i loves it and i hates it

by fez January 12, 2005