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selfie shadow

When you're taking a picture of yourself and the device is casting a shadow on your face. Disrupts casual vibe in selfies.
Did you see Mary's Instagram? Like, totes selfie shadow.
by Instagay September 6, 2013
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Selfied

The past tense of taking a picture of oneself.
The guy walked into the gym, approached the mirror, took out his camera phone, selfied, and walked out without lifting a single weight.
by JA King October 18, 2013
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selfie-incrimination

My phone got stolen but I got it back from the cops because the rocket-surgeon thief did some selfie-incrimination.
by ApologyAcceptedCaptainNeeda February 8, 2015
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selfie wanker

A person who takes too many selfies of themselves to such an extent that it takes up a lot of their time. They have a sexualized fetish in taking photos of themselves.
she's such a slag, I bet she texts lots of guys! what a selfie wanker!
by max payne July 2, 2015
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Selkie

The Selkie (also spelt silkies, sylkies, selchies or selkie folk Scots: selkie fowk) are mythological beings capable of therianthropy. They are water beings that transform into beautiful people when they take of there seal skins.
A good movie about Selkies & Scottish myth is

Song of the Sea
2014 Drama/Fantasy 1h 34m
"I saw a SELKIE today"
by Lounny Lounny Lovegood October 17, 2019
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Gym Selfie Slut

The type of girl who shows up at gym at 9 am, fully decked out in the latest sports gear making sure her sports bra matches her phone case and sneakers, gum in her mouth, perfectly styled hair, face caked an perfectly contoured to give the illusion she has high cheek bones, looking like she's about to hit the clubs or shoot an porn scene. You'll find her pouting her Restylane enhanced lips in front of the mirror arching her back, sucking her stomach in to take selfies to post on instagram, # Great workout, last squat rep, booty werkday, trainerholic, no pain no gain, squat till you drop. Then, she'll treadmill it on 4 speed zero incline to take another selfie to post 'treadin it out as a cool down'. That's what Gym Selfie Sluts define as 'sweating it out at the gym'.
If you're still looking cute after a workout honey, then the only thing you trained are your finger muscles. Your a gym Selfie Slut.
by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017
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Suicide Selfie

A selfie taken without regard for safety, warning signs, clear danger, or common sense. Examples include Panther Protagonist, Yosemite Yokels, and Polish in Portugal.
Did you hear about the couple who stood on the edge of a cliff in Yosemite to take a picture? It ended up being a Suicide Selfie as they fell a thousand feet to their death.

Yesterday another person took a suicide selfie. A man was traveling on a train from Mumbai to Goa in India and fell out of the moving train while attempting to take a selfie, resulting in his death. When will people learn?

Yet again, this July 4th 2020, a visitor to the Grand Canyon decided the view was to good to resist. She then walked to the edge of Mather Point, pulled out her cell phone, and ended up taking a Suicide Selfie, falling over 100 feet to her picturesque demise.
by Big D Rock July 4, 2020
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