Joe: hey have you heard of Seamus davey Fitzpatrick?
Jim: no, why?
Joe: because he is awesome as peanut butter on titties.
Jim: no, why?
Joe: because he is awesome as peanut butter on titties.
by It's me dumb shits. May 12, 2014
Get the seamus davey fitzpatrick mug.Someone who is really, indescribably stupid, but who also resembles and has the idiotic qualities of a complete and utter anus. Usually said with such venom that the two words could not have been said individually.so we invented this one.
"Yehgetlostyoustanus"
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Get the scanus mug.patrick was living and working illegaly in boston for forty years before any one noticed. now every one calls him seamus.
by kit rottenchild August 11, 2006
Get the seamus mug.Seamus Murphy a Spanish cunt that claims he is actually Irish, but he is lying. Loves soccer, actually isn't that bad. But still to shit to play for a national country. A Seamus can be given commands, like a program but be careful because if you give to many commands at once he will tell you to get Fucked. A Seamus Murphy can be a good friend although his Spanish background will piss you off and also eventually, you may want to kill him but you wont. OR WILL YOU. A Seamus can be a nice reliable friend who's greatest enemy is Naruto and people that say soccer is shit. A Seamus is cool fun but also a dick .
He is really shit at physics and thinks he can do french but he is really shit. Tells everyone that he is good at math but that is bull shit. If you come across a Seamus Murphy in the wild BEWARE they are bullshit artists and can be a pain in the ass unless trained well.
Remember a Seamus Murphy is...
- A good Friend
- Really shit at Physics, Math Physics and any form of engineering.
- Can sometimes be a really annoying dick.
- Is Spanish but tells people he is Irish. (Remember Spanish people are some time big dicks and steal shit)
- ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS
He is really shit at physics and thinks he can do french but he is really shit. Tells everyone that he is good at math but that is bull shit. If you come across a Seamus Murphy in the wild BEWARE they are bullshit artists and can be a pain in the ass unless trained well.
Remember a Seamus Murphy is...
- A good Friend
- Really shit at Physics, Math Physics and any form of engineering.
- Can sometimes be a really annoying dick.
- Is Spanish but tells people he is Irish. (Remember Spanish people are some time big dicks and steal shit)
- ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS
by BYRNZZzY June 26, 2014
Get the seamus murphy mug.The fucking weirdest person you will ever meet, friends with lesbians and no one and I mean no one can understand him, most Seamus’s have something behind their ear, a little gross nose, for possible alien connection, he’s also a huge atheist and is going to hell, so avoid seamuss at all costs, or otherwise known as Seamouse
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