pork sword

The common term for a fellas old chap.

I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!

by ave-it April 11, 2003

dancing swords

When your bowels are roiling and screaming at you to sit on the ring of honor.

Young Greg Cote: Mom, I don't think I'll play well today in my little league game. I'm feeling dancing swords inside.
Mrs. Cote: Don't worry, son. I have a feeling you'll do just fine.

by Gauchogunslinger October 17, 2017

Sword of Babylon

A sexual act of undefined beauty. With his ladyfriend naked on all fours, the man gripping a medium to large dildo akin to a javelin thrower, from the rear inserts the sexual accesory into either of the ladies lovezones with an oscillating stroke.

"I pulled out the old sword of babylon last night boys. She was loving it, it was just the ticket!"

by BigTicket July 21, 2006

Doing a Sword

A man wanting to suck Sword / a dick.

Shoozes loves doing a Sword

by lingering January 28, 2010

Sword Swallowing

when a guy's penis is so long it goes past the throat during a blowjob

extreme deep-throating

credit to: ben morgan

girl: baby, i don't know it i can't fit the whole thing in my mouth
boy: baby, it'll be okay. just try Sword Swallowing

by moocow419 May 14, 2011

jagged sword

forced roadhead that is recieved on a road or highway with many potholes and bumps

While driving on Route 66, I made Steph give me a jagged sword.

by kamehame79 February 06, 2010

pork sword

A mans penis.

Look at his huge pork sword!

by Courtnie Brown. January 04, 2009