Snurfed

When you laugh while drinking and it comes out of your nose.

"Dude I was drinking my millk and Timmy told this hilarious joke and it came out of my nose"

"Brah you totally snurfed"

by KnockingDevil May 13, 2016

Smurged

Sneaking up the line of cars and merging into traffic.

Did he do what I thought he did? Yup, he smurged up in that lane.

by SuperTrucker22 May 20, 2018

Smurffed

Blue alien cum, that’s sticks to you like a money bag explosion from a bank

Garret smurffed the entire graduating class

by Xavier ball suck May 9, 2020

Smurfenburg

Smurfenburg Von Dach is a lawyer, fraudster, and bitch-theif. He is a meme but also a criminal notorious of bitch-theft. He is pretty dope, he is the man in the 'pondering my orb' meme.

Adam: "Yo is that Smurfenburg?"
Jacob: "Oh fucknuts it is him! Run!"

by Smurfenburg May 8, 2022

Smurfette

A woman who goes down far enough, long enough that her face turns blue.

Becky in known for using her smurfette expertise in order to make men cum.

by DV Jake July 8, 2019

Butthole smurfer

Butthole smurfer when someone lets out a fart so bad everyone around has to hold thier breath till they are blue in the face

i just about died riding the elevator today
There was a butthole smurfer riding all rhe way up to this floor

by M I sofakingweetodded August 7, 2016

butthole smurfers

People who claim to be new to anal sex, but are actually quite experienced

"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"

"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"

by big_cheebus October 31, 2021