LaVeyan Satanism

A kick ass satanic religion that’s basically atheism, but more intense.

God, yeah, sex is cool, but have you heard of LaVeyan Satanism?

by Cryolo December 19, 2019

Not today Satan, not today.

"Not today Satan, not today," comes from the show RuPaul's Drag Race, and was said by season 6's winner Bianca Del Rio who served us some clown realness. The meaning means the devil a.k.a. Satan will not get in your way today.

"I was wondering if you were going to turn out a look that we haven't already seen before?" Said Courtney Act

" Not today Satan, not today." said Bianca Del Rio

by Officialextazy January 18, 2015

for Satan's sake

Has a very similar definition to the phrase for Christ's sake!, but the devil is referenced instead of Jesus.

For Satan's sake, drink up or we'll be late for the next party!!!

by Telephony September 25, 2013

Satan's Crotch

Something that is really hot, it can be applied to anything that is hot (ie, food, the weather, a girl, etc.). It can also be used as an independent curse word.

1) Me: Holy S***, this burrito is as fiery hot as Satan's Crotch.

2) Friend: It's hotter than Satan's Crotch out here.

3) Friend: Wow...that chick is as flaming hot as Satan's Crotch.

4) *Me stubbing my toe* SATAN'S UNHOLY, FLAMING CROTCH THAT HURT!

by Jimbob Shankfest March 26, 2009

Satan's Dick Syndrome

When you go for a piss straight after ejaculating when you have a really really full bladder you get this burning sensation in your knob. Like you still need to piss and it feels like there is piss stuck in your urethra It's not quite pain but it's the most uncomfortable feeling ever

Have you ever experienced Satan's Dick Syndrome

by JihadJeep July 12, 2016

satans blood

noun

Refers to Crud oil.

The greed for the procuring of Satans blood , is the single leading factor in the conflicts and wars in the world.

by Baron Neville February 3, 2017

Mr. Satan

The Chuck Norris of Dragon Ball Z. He's the World Martial Arts Champion and the strongest man in the entire universe. He singlehandedly defeated Cell, Majin Buu and bitch-slapped Vegeta for disrespec'in' him.

For a short while, he was in a loving homosexual relationship with Majin Buu, but it didn't last because the sex was too squishy.

Spectator #1: Wow, SSJ3 Goku is a badass.
Spectator #2: No... no he's not. He just died.
Spectator #1: Wtf how?!
Spectator #2: Mr. Satan gave him cancer, using only his mind.
Spectator #1: SRSLY?!
...............................
Spectator #2: Yes.

by bizniztime October 21, 2008