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LaVeyan Satanism 

A kick ass satanic religion that’s basically atheism, but more intense.
God, yeah, sex is cool, but have you heard of LaVeyan Satanism?
LaVeyan Satanism by Cryolo December 19, 2019
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LaVeyan Satanism 

The original religion of the founding fathers of the USA. Anton LaVey only organized it further and opened up the first Satanic church in 1966.
The founding fathers and writers of the Constitution were the first practitioners of what became later known as "LaVeyan Satanism". But, some corrupt/greedy British Federalist crooks decided to worm their way back in, and create fake institutions in this country and turned the USA into a police state governed by a fake Federal government, instead. (little known fact. lol)

LaVeyan Satanism 

Atheistic Satanism otherwise know as Atheism but you do all the fun stuff that makes christians mad + your get a kick ass role model known as the man himself, Satan.
Yeah regular atheism is cool, but have you tried LaVeyan Satanism.
Having trouble pushing out a huge dookie, but in the end being able to.

The best way to accomplish a 'Lavedan' is to imagine a thousand little midgets (wearing pointy hats) trying to push it out.

also refers to: the bliss one achieves after having pushed out a dookie
Yesterday i had to push out two dookies within the hour. The second one was so big, i couldn't push it out at first. It just had Lavedan written all over it. But in the end.... i created a masterpiece. Worthy to be named among such works as the Mona Lisa or the Venus de Milo
lavedan by Bigbird Bob November 12, 2006
Laveya is the most beautiful name anyone could name their child. if you know anyone named Laveya you might wanna read this because I’d toy ever let that friend named Laveya go toy will definetly regret it. Laveya is pretty, shy, quiet but she is also good at everything she does. I’d Laveya has a crush on you, you will never know because she will act like she doesn’t even notice you until you find out years later she has a had a crush on you .
If you know someone named Laveya you never wanna let her go because that will be the worst thing you do in your life
Laveya by Laveya May 29, 2019
Illuvenis Elenesse :)
The princess of the Elves.
Laeyana by athena January 14, 2004
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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