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LaVeyan Satanism 

A kick ass satanic religion that’s basically atheism, but more intense.
God, yeah, sex is cool, but have you heard of LaVeyan Satanism?
LaVeyan Satanism by Cryolo December 19, 2019
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LaVeyan Satanism 

The original religion of the founding fathers of the USA. Anton LaVey only organized it further and opened up the first Satanic church in 1966.
The founding fathers and writers of the Constitution were the first practitioners of what became later known as "LaVeyan Satanism". But, some corrupt/greedy British Federalist crooks decided to worm their way back in, and create fake institutions in this country and turned the USA into a police state governed by a fake Federal government, instead. (little known fact. lol)

LaVeyan Satanism 

Atheistic Satanism otherwise know as Atheism but you do all the fun stuff that makes christians mad + your get a kick ass role model known as the man himself, Satan.
Yeah regular atheism is cool, but have you tried LaVeyan Satanism.
Having trouble pushing out a huge dookie, but in the end being able to.

The best way to accomplish a 'Lavedan' is to imagine a thousand little midgets (wearing pointy hats) trying to push it out.

also refers to: the bliss one achieves after having pushed out a dookie
Yesterday i had to push out two dookies within the hour. The second one was so big, i couldn't push it out at first. It just had Lavedan written all over it. But in the end.... i created a masterpiece. Worthy to be named among such works as the Mona Lisa or the Venus de Milo
lavedan by Bigbird Bob November 12, 2006
Laveya is the most beautiful name anyone could name their child. if you know anyone named Laveya you might wanna read this because I’d toy ever let that friend named Laveya go toy will definetly regret it. Laveya is pretty, shy, quiet but she is also good at everything she does. I’d Laveya has a crush on you, you will never know because she will act like she doesn’t even notice you until you find out years later she has a had a crush on you .
If you know someone named Laveya you never wanna let her go because that will be the worst thing you do in your life
Laveya by Laveya May 29, 2019
Illuvenis Elenesse :)
Laeyana by athena January 14, 2004