by Uqo31o September 13, 2017
A depiction of sexual activity or sexually explicit pictures. Only watched by losers. It sets a high expectation for the geek behind the screen despite not being able to attract a half-decent girl. Addicts also claim that porn addiction isn't real or pretend it's normal which are both wrong.
Porn is bad.
by A4775 December 09, 2020
Something naughty, yet fun. And if your really looking up porn on Urban Dictionary. com, you need to get a life
by TGIFRN January 28, 2010
The best thing god ever invented. Videos with a lot of nudity,
cocksucking, blowjobs, lesbians,
orgasms, cumshots, moaning. Mainly intended to masturbate to.
cocksucking, blowjobs, lesbians,
orgasms, cumshots, moaning. Mainly intended to masturbate to.
13 year old: Aw fuck! Oh! Oh! Oh! (Screams and moans)
(Door opens)
Mother: What the hell are you doing?
13 year old: Get the fuck out! I'm watching porn!
(Door opens)
Mother: What the hell are you doing?
13 year old: Get the fuck out! I'm watching porn!
by Trollscience February 19, 2011
A picture, video, or story that contains sexual activity.
Second most beautiful thing in the universe (aside from actual sex).
Used to satisfy horny shitheads who can't get any.
Second most beautiful thing in the universe (aside from actual sex).
Used to satisfy horny shitheads who can't get any.
John greeted his crush school with a box of chocolates and flowers. Kate kissed him, because she's been in love with him since she laid eyes on him. They leaned against the wall and made out and joy started groping her. She sighed and he knew he could get some. He led her behind the bleachers and kissed her madly. He ripped off her flannel shirt and she ripped his apart. Kate kissed his abs and unbuttoned his jeans and slipped off his boxers. She have him an amazing blow job and he cummed a over her and she swallowed every last bit. A little got on her boobs but he licked it right off. Then he got her out of her pants and slipped a finger in her. She smiled and demanded he eat her out. He obliged, and then kissed her to put all her cum in her mouth, because he hated it. She smiled. She layed down and told him to fuck her right there right now or she would tell the whole school he's a virgin. John got in her and rode her till the school bell rang. The basketball team came in and Kate, being the slut she is, let every last one of them get a turn on her.
I hope this porn made you horny or satisfied you I know writing this made me horny as fuck.
I hope this porn made you horny or satisfied you I know writing this made me horny as fuck.
by fuckherinthepussy June 15, 2014
A magical place, where you can JERK OFF WITHOUT BEING CAUGHT WHILE BEING CAUGHT U GET A VIRUS
this is where all the horny kids to is going to porn sites
this is where all the horny kids to is going to porn sites
Ivan: Hey Boris u wanna watch tv?
Boris: Yeah
(Walks into the room)
(Hooks up pc to tv)
(types pornhub.com)
Boris: O no not porn
Ivan: Jerks off in Boris face
me: end me
Boris: Yeah
(Walks into the room)
(Hooks up pc to tv)
(types pornhub.com)
Boris: O no not porn
Ivan: Jerks off in Boris face
me: end me
by cocoaCOCKA August 13, 2018
why the fuck would you search this up
by GreekNigger69420 December 12, 2021