fingering the porkchop

It's when you put your grubby fingers on someone else's porkchop. What did you think it meant? Per!

Hey! Terrence, stop fingering the porkchop! That one's mine.

by Fenderdood August 4, 2017

The Evil porkchop

An evil porkchop that comes to life and bites off people's nipples at night. also likes humping peoples legs

One day i was waling down the street when The Evil porkchop came from behind a parked car and bit my nipples off

by Evil Tim May 1, 2006

wet porkchop

to remove a condom then put it back on and use it; sometimes even inbtween partners,; it is called a "wet porkchop" because the condom is filled with male fluids making his porkchop (penis) wet before intercourse.

I have sexual relations with so many women i have to wet porkchop some chicks, itjust makes sense.

by oliver klosoff December 27, 2010

Mexican porkchop

When you finish in your partners mouth, your so eager to want some more, you start tickling your partner, thus laughing so hard, the load comes rocketing out of his or her nose

Chad made Kyle a Mexican Porkchop

by Harry Carry November 15, 2011

Prince Porkchop

A cool nickname for a portly,rotund fellow. A generic name for any random fat fucker.

Check out Prince Porkchop over there choking down that Tripple Whopper like someone's gonna steal it.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

cold porkchop

The act of getting stoned out of your mind before a quick break and reaching the epitome of your marijuana high and have started to fall back in to the corporeal world.

Man 1: I just quick cold porkchop!
Man 2: But you just got high.
Man 1: Yeah but not again!

by Medical Distress June 4, 2017

Salty porkchop

Heart attack

You almost hit that car! You're giving me a fucking salty porkchop!

by REESE52184 December 27, 2019