Peni

Referring to multiple penises, typically used in the place of 'dicks'.

Philosopher: "It is little known that the hydra also had three peni, but that's enough about me."

by DatBoiAJ July 17, 2016

Penis

Justin bieber's favorite food

Jb you sure ate that penis real good

by Penis/pussy lover September 5, 2016

peni

plural of penis

i have like 20 artificial peni (dildos) in my bag

by bigbazzascott December 10, 2022

penis

a penis is what a trangender has and what someone with no bitchs dosn't have

yo mom how did u give birth to me when u have a penis

by bigboyondrugs March 25, 2022

Penis

The wiggliest organ in the human body, has purple at the end, is very veiny, is nestled on a VERY hairy ballsack, can squirt sour lemonade out of it's Jap Eye that can only be drunk by very special human beings, or it can squirt yummy goat's milk out, that is very nourishing to babies and little boys who have nothing else to do than drink their own penis made goats milk, and sell it to everyone in nice penis shaped bottles. Some penises are very special, and don't need a man to move around. They are called Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Wee Willy Winkee, and they are despised by all of humanity, even more than micro penises, and BBC's.

"OOOOWWWW!!!!!!! I got my wiggly little penis stuck in the elevator door, and now the whole shaft, not just the mushroom head, is purple!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Penis

The best.

I love penis!

by Simonisbirk235 February 10, 2019

Penis

You are a six year old typing this

Kid: lets type penis on urban dictionary
Principal: the fuck is wrong with you

by Wenochainosama August 28, 2022