parasite

one who feels that you are friends even tho you only one time, eventually starts to suck the niceness out of you on visual contact

Peter Hastings, currently at Laguna Beach High School

by R.A.P.E. April 1, 2005

Parasite

A female human who uses sexual advances and intercourse to lure unsuspecting men into a trap, to feed off of them. Once they are no longer satisfied, they move on to another man and the cycle repeats.

"Dude, what the hell happened to James?"

"His parasite of a girlfriend dumped him, the bitch used sex to keep him wrapped."

by The heartless wonder January 8, 2012

Parasite

Based on the film of the same name, this is when you get a new job and then one at a time you get your friends jobs there too until you’re all running the place.

You got a job at the water park? Let’s parasite that place!

by Mattefinished January 17, 2020

Ego Parasites

People who lookup their own names on Urban Dictionary and share it on social media to see if anybody gives a fuck.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.

- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?

- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...

by SkankHunt42_therealone August 17, 2018

Parasite

A parasite is an organism that lives on or in a host organism and gets its food from or at the expense of its host.

Parasites can be protists, bacteria, viruses, fungi, plants or (animals) > filthy, sick minded, dumb, cheap, very cheap, loser human.

by Youaremyprincesses, remember? April 30, 2022

toxic parasite

a questionably homosexual adolescent boy, that loves drama more than jacking off and his mother. He is a momma's boy and loves to feel sorry for himself. He loves and admits that he likes pissing his younger girlfriend off and makes her feel bad about herself. He cheats on her by hooking up with random girls and emailing them. He's to big of a pussy to tell his mother about his new "fling" with another woman so he emails her about it too (who the fuck emails anymore anyway?). Basically he sucks, and says he loves her but he doesnt at all!

Toxic Parasite: hey what did u do today?
Girlfriend: nothing just hung out with some friends.
Toxic Parasite: who?
Girlfriend: Oh hannah, sarah, jimmy, billy, and robert
Toxic Parasite: WTF!!!?? I CANT BELEIVE YOU?!!? I CANT TRUST U EVER AGAIN!!! YOU HUNG OUT WITH OTHER GUYS AND FUCKED ME OVER!

by yowatsup? November 24, 2010

Collective parasite

Someone who hides behind the orgy of the collective.

The girl pretended life was an orgy to everybody from the viewpoint of a collective parasite.

by Solid Mantis September 16, 2019