Spite-package

After the course of a breakup the other person may demand you send them small inexpensive trinkets of the relationship back. For example: soap, a soap dispenser, cheap shampoo, floss. It's even further enhanced when the package must be mailed due to a long distance breakup. Usually the case when the other person is going to great lengths make the other miserable.

Erin: you better send me the rest of my bathroom items or I will write a letter to your mom.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.

by Sundown XT June 27, 2014

Cabbage Packing

When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.

After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.

by Luvbbbb May 27, 2015

working on a package

Getting drunk.

Lady, leave me alone! I'm sitting here at the brewery working on a package.

by Beatrix_hanzo March 30, 2016

package stalking

When one constantly presses the refresh button on an online package tracking website to know up to the minute info on his or her package's delivery

Sorry I forgot to call you on your birthday mom. I fell asleep package stalking my sham-wow

by Joon Joon August 27, 2011

packing heat

To carry a firearm. Usually refers to the act of carrying a handgun.

Not many people know it, but sweet little old lady Smith is always packing heat.

by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004

packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work

Ramone: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
Leon: I am PACKING A LUNCH.

by CORNBIOFUEL January 26, 2009

package teaser

When a man hits himself or is hit in the testicles but only suffers slight pain or injury as a result.

Nick: OMG! I just hit myself in the nuts!

Lucky: Ouch! Are you ok?

Nick: Yeah! It was just a package teaser!

by xxxSandmanxxx June 23, 2011