nused

∙ A NEW to YOU, used object.

∙ Not new, but used, and new to you.

When my cell phone died and I could not afford a brand new celly, I found myself searching for something "nused".

When my daughter gave me my her old laptop; it was the best "nused" gift, ever!

This 1996 F.O.R.D. was bought "nused".

by Nicola deCampville April 7, 2011

Nuked shit

When someone shits in a 7-11 big bite box and then places it in a microwave and nukes it for 2-4 minutes and leaves for the homeowner of landlord to find. In some cases a contractor mad at another may nuke a shit as a sign of anger for having to do shitty work in the first place, or for being a asshole in general. Best part of the nuked shit is the fact that it is one of the last places one would look for the stench of shit.

Danny (worker)and Jeff (boss) were stumped for days on the odor in the rental house. Once the nuked shit was discovered Jeff said "guess what Danny? Since I'm the boss, you're the nuked shit cleaner upper!" Danny, being the hardcore badass he is, reached in with bare hands and smeared the nuked shit all over Jeff's seat in his truck.

by Bajaboy January 16, 2013

title nined

When you're on ASU campus and someone tries to sexually harass you.

Don't go out with that guy by yourself, you might get title nined.

by TeppenyakiIsGood November 10, 2019

nuked

What happens to something (or someone) that gets so utterly destroyed or blown up that, no matter what, cannot possibly be in any worse condition.

in other words, completely dicintigrated from existence.

player 1: dude, I used the shoop da whoop gun on it, and it disappeared.
player 2: u completely nuked it, dude.

by pr1nn13s September 7, 2009

Nuneaton

A town near Coventry, filled with inbreds with webbed feet. These people should be avoided as the inbredness might rub off on you.

“Nuneaton, yeah that’s the inbred town”

by Brexistmeansbrexitjkinotracist July 8, 2018

Nined

To shoot someone with a nine millimeter gun

"he dissed me so I nined him", "he tried to steal my chain and got nined"

by Stanley Weiser January 31, 2014

nuner

Normally coupled with "to pull a...":

1) A generally knobish thing to do

2) Something so morally wrong as to be funny

Last night, Derek pulled a nuner; he slept with his girlfriend's sister, and when she caught him, he asked if he could borrow a condom.

by nachojohn05 August 6, 2007