Numbering

Replacing letters with numbers that look similar to each other.

Annoying friend on AIM: H3y br0 w4n4 h4ng 0ut????
Other annoying person that still uses AOL: Not if your going to talk using numbering.

by Anybody but... February 3, 2014

What's behind door number one

1. Death. "Door number one" is the coffin lid, the ground above the grave or the gravestone.

2. Severe consequence.

"You want to jump off, Jamf, or do you want what's behind door number one?"

"Do you think H likes what he found behind door #1?"

by TmmR January 23, 2008

Number one gun!

Usually said by greasy men with rats tails and track pants. Number one gun indicates that the person being called said name either got some 'hawt' girl or has a 'sick' subaru his mum bought for him with their kebab shop profit

Heard Steve got with his 3rd cousin the other week, number one gun! keeping it in the family!

by Huntehhhhh1 April 24, 2008

The Number One

A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.

"Let's invite some more boys. Who could we invite? Let's ask The Number One!"

by lpr January 13, 2005

number one

n. urination

I gotta go do a number one

by fizzle April 1, 2004

she did a number one on me

The act of a female riding a guy

She did a number one on me

by Showtimebigtre February 23, 2020

number one asshole

Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.

Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!

by thedzone October 10, 2009