monked

Based on the TV show detective Monk, to be excessively OCD or focused on something.

I am totaly monked about losing my cell phone.

by Gargoyle! July 31, 2008

monked

to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete bitch

yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.

by adamfrigginmonked May 6, 2011

monk

monk.....to sulk. To have a 'monk on' is to give the impression one is extremely unhappy about a situation. To look as miserable as a monk.

"What`s up wit` spotty teenager over there? He`s got a proper monk on. Has someone forced him to have a bath? The smelly little shit!"

by Dr Fox May 27, 2007

MONK

Pussy, vagina, whatever other words are used to describe this area of the female body

Wow! She is so hot I would eat her monk.

by P-Feezy October 3, 2003

monk

-verb (used without object)

1. to defecate in a common area without provocation

The drunken, boisterous roommate shamelessly monked in the TV room.

by wooplight February 28, 2007

monk

1. a friend or acquaintance

2. a greeting to a friend or acquaintance used in a similar manner is "homeboy", "vato", "g", and "homey ill skillet".

1. Steve-o is awesome. He is such a monk.

2. What up monk?

by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

monk

an idiot; somone who acts dumb.
It's used primarily when you don't want to swear, but you want to get your point out.

Wow, I can't believe you just said that. Stop being a monk!
You're such a monk!

by pari October 16, 2004