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Meef

A mix between a mage and a thief esp in Dungeons and Dragons
Man i want want to be a meef next Campaign
by The penguarp man February 12, 2021
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A code word meaning weed, marijuana, or any other form of boof.
“Yo hide the meef I think jill is coming up the stairs!”
by Grammychulo April 10, 2021
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Meef (male queef) - When an individual uses a can of compressed air to blow air up inside his urethra, in order to produce a farting noise using only the male genitalia.
Person 1 : "How can I get into Meefing??"
Person 2 : "Grab a can of Dust-off™, and let me show you!"
by Sperm_donor April 23, 2021
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Meef is the blue baby king of the Earth and beyond.

Meef can be seen along with the loobnani legends on Fridays at 8pm ET
Oh my meef!! There's meef along with the Loobnani Legends.
by GullibleOrange May 24, 2022
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1. A word to say when you have nothing else to say.

2. Used when watching a sporting event and the other team just barely wins.

3. Skank, Bitch, or Whore. Used esp. with describing dates.
1. Mike: Who're you going to vote for?
Spencer: Uh, meef.

2. John: Yes! They're going to win! What? no, that wasn't a foul! Meef! HTF did they make that? Meef again! Shit, we lost!

3. Mike: How'd the date go?
John: Not too good. She's a goddamn meef.
by AgentKarma April 9, 2022
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Phallic flatulence

High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.

See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis

Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse
Wow Chad, my tire pressure is kinda low can you meef them up.

Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?

No I meefed.

Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.

Plural- Meefs

Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.
by TopherAssMan July 31, 2021
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andy always wears the meefs
by Jason L. Smith May 14, 2021
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