Revelationous Maximus

(Noun) When one ore more people, under the influence of marijuana, achieve(s) a monumental realization or idea through a systematic progression of thoughts. This process can occur individually or socially. Individually, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with the individual's surroundings or environment, causing a linear progression of thoughts. Socially, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with other people causing an exponential (non-linear) progression of thoughts. An ultimate conclusion regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior is revealed to the individual(s) that shakes the fabric of their reality.

Note: Often facilitated by Marinationous Maximus

See: Nirvana, Enlightenment, Tripping Balls

Stoner 1: Dude, the Sun is like a nucleus and the surrounding planets are like electrons.

Stoner 2: DUDE you're right. Our whole Universe could be an atom in another Universe.

Stoner 1: Dude, we'ved achieved Revelationous Maximus.

by Pi Ups April 26, 2010

maximum viewing tolerance

A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.

Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Manginius Maximus

A heterosexually challenged individual who enjoys complaining about things that are of little consequence to anyone else.

Can you believe Todd was upset over that? What a Manginius Maximus!

by Da Big E May 14, 2006

Marinationous Maximus

(Adj/Noun) The act of substantially improving one's marijuana high experience by increasing visual, auditory, and sensational stimulation via inclusion of shit that is trippy as fuck.

See: Jean Michel Jarre, iTunes Visualizer, Jet Li's Fearless, Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Geometry Wars

Note: Often used in order to achieve Revelationous Maximus.

Stoner 1: Oh my god Dude, these lights are like waves of energy flowing through my body. What do I do?

Stoner 2: You let the Marinationous Maximus engulf you, Bro.

by Pi Ups April 27, 2010

Maximillian

Very cool guy, often known for being a good musician, extremely good in bed, very sweet, sensitive, caring and sexy.
Often found doing very strange things but liked amongst everyone.
Also a very very good kisser.

Grace: Hey i banged maximillian on the weekend
Girl: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!!!!!!!
Grace: Yeah, he was amazing.

by sexygurlsex123 September 29, 2011

Maximum Cuddles

The most that two men can possibly cuddle.

"You're liquoring me up to see if you can get me onto this blanket and do Maximum Cuddles with you!"

"What?"

"That's the most that two men can possibly cuddle!

by YourNameIsAlreadyBeingUsedBySo October 12, 2008

Maximus Cannabis

Maximus Cannabis is one of the original 13 breeders responsible for bringing the concept of micro grows to the main stream. Together with the "dirty dozen", they were able to help bring about modern hydroponics buy proof of concept plans showing how hydro gear could be sold legally and across state lines. Others may claim this name, but the original owner is still located in California and lists his city as Rodriville

Did you hear about that new strain by Maximus Cannabis. It's the shiznit

by Maximus Cannabis October 6, 2010