The Matches

An awesome, amazingly talented punk rock band, with a gorgeous lead singer, 'nuff said...

Girl #1) I love The Matches CD!!!

Girl #2) I know! Their album "E. Von Dahl Killed the Locals, is THE BEST" !!!

by Chain_Me_Free December 7, 2004

Matthew Adamson

A Graphic Designer of sorts who can only be described as a man with a larger than average head. This bares no relevance to his personality, which is dominated by crewed thoughts, intermittent Irish and African accents and jokes about your mum.

Nick: "Is that Matthew Adamson?"
Paul: "No it is a yoga ball"

by Narma April 19, 2010

Matthew Shirley

This guy who goes ow, ow, ow and currently has a long nose who pokes you in the eye daily. He currently sings gay tunes to his wannabe boyfriend "Harry Styles", if noticing this long nosed person he could be possibly a jew. His gas stinks the whole room out creating an tectonic bomb dashing through the windows it smells like shat.

That Matthew Shirley is a tectonic long nosed bomb "Winky Wace, No, No, No face for you"

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017

Matthew Bisson

A total dickhead in my class who always pisses me off and who i Vow to take revenge on all of his family and everything he loves.

Once Matthew Bisson had pissesed me off for the last time, i burnt down his house and murdered all of his family

by Mr Picekle May 12, 2019

Matthew Stafford

1. the Detroit Lions starting Quarterback for the past 11 years

2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.

Martha Ford: Should we get defenders on our team?

Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.

by Cantguardme035 May 7, 2020

Matthew gray gubler

a yummy hunk of a pipe cleaner who stars in criminal minds.

he's hot btw

"hey is that matthew gray gubler i think i saw him on criminal minds

by gublergramm November 27, 2020

matthew chan

the kindest most huggable beautiful soul ever. with the MOST GORGEOUS BROWN NON-POOP COLORED EYES EVER. WOW, MAN. HIS EYES ARE JUST SO EYEBALL-LIKE AND SO SIMILAR TO THE THINGS HUMANS USE TO SEE WITH. when i see this man, its on SIGHT. but not in the fighting way, in the hugging and cherishing way.

jess: "have you seen this guy names matthew chan?"
ashish : "no i have not, but i heard hes a hottie!!!"
liam: "oh my goodness, yeah hes the most gorg person i've ever seen"
jess: "im about to bust just thinking about him."

by bigdickjess March 28, 2021