masterbaking

The process of baking a batch of delicious treats for the sole purpose of eating them all yourself.

Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.

Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.

Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.

Beatrice- *hurt feelings*

by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009

masturbrake

(verb) - To start masturbating but stop just before orgasm in order to practice self-discipline and save cosmic energy for next time

"My college roomate was liked to masturbrake as a way of building up his inner karma, saying it had something
to do with something he read in an Indian guru's book."

by PRwiz101 February 7, 2014

Masterfake

when someone sticks their hand down their pants and pretends to masturbate to gross out their friends so they could leave so that he could can actually masturBATE in private

dude # 1: hey your home already, i thought the game started late

Dude # 2: yeah it did but josh got horny so he started to masterfake so we all left.

by nigger7seventy7 March 31, 2010

masterbration

To celebrate by masterbating

Well, ive been single for 25 years straight...this calls for a masterbration

by Bloop_bloop74 June 1, 2016

Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

by williampoop23 March 29, 2009

String Masterbate

When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.

Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"

Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"

by oooyiurs June 22, 2010

boneyard masterbater

A man who masterbates in a graveyard because he thinks the tombstones look sexy.

I would rather be a man-whore than a boneyard masterbater!

by blake allen June 24, 2008