masterbating date-imitater

The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....

.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it

Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"

Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.

Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."

by deliverer of babys January 16, 2011

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Masterbasting

When you come back to the family's house for Thanksgiving and you leave your vibrator at home. Grab that turkey baster and go to TOWN!

Holy S**t! Masterbasting with this turkey gravy is drivin' me crazyyyy!

by Guyfromdc November 23, 2016

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Crying while masterbating

The depressive state where your hunger for vagina overshadows your temporary sadness. This state often results in the victim masterbating over violent porn, using his own tears as lubricant as desperate howls of anguish escape his lips.

B.A. was crying while masterbating after someone paid out his altezza tail lights the other night.

by Anal ejaculator January 12, 2012

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[masturbait]

On a night out when a pretty female friend lures men over in the false pretence that they will be spending the night with her.
When in actual fact she brings them over to talk to you and your ugly mates.

Gill: oh man he is fit, should i go over and talk to him?
Louise: Nah sit there we'll uses our masturbait, Vikki to get him over here

by Elkie :) September 27, 2008

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