mall security

usually employed by a contracted "security" company, these people are given absolutely no means to control dangerous situations, but are expected to keep things under control until the police arrive. their job is to give the "perception" of security, without actually having to go through the hassle of having real training. usually known as rent a cops, they must also deal with a complete lack of respect from the patrons of the mall they serve. low pay and horrible hours make the job ideal only to lazy fat people and college students.

concerned citizen: that man just ate my daughter!
mall security guard: wtf do you want me to do, all i have is a flashlight! this radio doesn't even work outside the building.

by bah May 13, 2005

Pall Mall

1. A classic cigarette dating to 1899. The original unfiltered Pall Mall in the red soft-pack was the number one selling brand in the US through the mid 60s because of its distinctive smooth flavor, and high quality tobacco, and is still available today (now produced by RJ Reynolds tobacco company). Pall Mall was an innovative brand at the time that set the standard for the length of cigarettes ued today by introducing 85mm “King Size” and 100mm “100s” (also known as “longs”). The brand fell into decline by remaining unfiltered even when filter cigarettes started to dominate the market starting in the late 60s and 70s.

2. A discount filter cigarette produced today by RJ Reynolds Tobacco Company (Originally Brown and Williamson Tobacco Corporation before the merger of the two companies). Launched in 2001 by Brown and Williamson Tobacco Corporation to revitalize the Pall Mall name and bring it to modern standards of filter cigarettes.

I love Pall Mall unfiltered for their unique taste, but the filter ones are just average.

by Chain-Smoker October 27, 2006

Mallate

Mexican slang for black person

Pinche mallate robo mis tenis guey!!

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Mall Rat

Young/pre teens that spend time at the mall just to hang out whenever they get the chance with no other particular purpose. Kids that walk around the mall in groups of 2-4.

"Mall Rats" refers to young teens between ages 13-15, male for female (mostly female).

by UnderwearModel June 1, 2010

Mall

A chill zone for teenagers and adults with lot's of stores and overpriced items there's also a food court.

Kaylee: Did you and Chad have fun at the Mall?
Kiersten : it was amazing we were holding hands kissing and Chad would caress my breasts and rub my pussy in dressing rooms everything was great until he saw his wife and 3 brats in the food court then he ditched me I had to suck some big hairy dude's dick just to get a ride home!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten why didn't you just call me!
Kiersten : Honey you don't have a dick!

by SlopNChop February 1, 2017

mallstitute

Teenage girls, typically 13 or 14 who hang out at the mall all the time and think they are HOT!

Dude, the mallstitutes are out in full force on the weekends.

by spin sycle October 6, 2006

Mallshit

Mall-shit can be used and interpreted a few different ways.
1. Girls under 18(sketch) usually used with the intention to insult.

2. Or in the case of actually being at the mall, any female shopping regardless of age.

keep in mind that everyone in their life is mallshit at one point.

1. "Sanchez, you are down with that mall-shit",,,,,or "whoa look over there at those girls...o wait never mind its just a bunch of mall-shit"

2. "o damn do you see that mall-shit in Baby Gap?! shes gotta a kid with her too!? Mall-Milf-shit"
"Dude.... that mallshit just ordered a happy meal fml"

by DirtySanchezLG January 10, 2012