Mallshit

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Mall-shit can be used and interpreted a few different ways.
1. Girls under 18(sketch) usually used with the intention to insult.

2. Or in the case of actually being at the mall, any female shopping regardless of age.

keep in mind that everyone in their life is mallshit at one point.

1. "Sanchez, you are down with that mall-shit",,,,,or "whoa look over there at those girls...o wait never mind its just a bunch of mall-shit"

2. "o damn do you see that mall-shit in Baby Gap?! shes gotta a kid with her too!? Mall-Milf-shit"
"Dude.... that mallshit just ordered a happy meal fml"

Mallshit by DirtySanchezLG January 10, 2012

Words you can keep

mallstitute

Teenage girls, typically 13 or 14 who hang out at the mall all the time and think they are HOT!

Dude, the mallstitutes are out in full force on the weekends.

mallstitute by spin sycle October 6, 2006

Related Words

Mallshit • mallstitute • mullshit • malu shit cakes

mallstitute

Young girls who hang out at the mall and trade sex acts for high-end merchandise.

"That mallstitute totally offered me a handjob for that Fendi handbag!"

mallstitute by Raches April 7, 2007

mullshit

(Advanced term) When hair is clearly NOT a mullet.

Yer hangin' out at Del Taco and and yer friend says, "Look at that mull" and it's obviously not a mullet. You can now respond, "That's Mullshit man".

mullshit by Woodzi September 22, 2007

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026