fat-ass laptop

When a glutenous, perhaps corpulent gentile takes a box of pizza, sets it upon his thick, sweaty thighs, and opens it as if a laptop and proceeds to scarf down the whole thing

Lou: yeah i saw this hideously obese guy sitting in the food court shoveling pizza in his face from his fat-ass laptop. His family looked pretty embarrassed.

Manny: eww wtf.

by wogface May 16, 2008

laptop tipping

When a person, specificly a male gets too excited while using his laptop, causing it to tip, much to the annoiance of his disturbed roommates.

"Stop laptop tipping Phil! Its creaping Tim's boyfriend out!"

by herald kumar February 23, 2006

Scouse Laptop

A pizza box.

I am starving and the kebab establishment is closed for re-decoration.

> Lets pop down to Domino's for a Scouse Laptop !

by eddy_52 September 22, 2009

laptop plop

A term origination in Brisbane, Australia, 'laptop plop' describes the action of going to the toilet while using a laptop. In many countries acknowledgment of the action has been ignored or outlawed, however in Germany it has become a popular term used among university students. It has characterized an entire generation of students who although enjoy the privacy of a toilet visit, don't allow the 'down time' (excuse the pun) of falling behind in their studies. In Germany it is know as a 'computer defäkieren sie' or more commonly 'laptopscheiße'.

english; "oh boy, I don't want to fall behind on this assignment, but I need to do a poo. I think I'll just do a laptop plop then I can keep working on my assignment in the provacy of the toilet".

german; "Eine Laptopscheiße ist der beste Weg, Zeit als ein Universitätsstudent zu sparen".

by felvert March 18, 2011

Laptop sex

A laptop on top of another when it shouldn't be.

For example, when u r at the airport traveling with more than 1 laptop and u r going through security, the TSA scolds u for putting them one on top of the other. Those laptops were caught in the act having laptop sex!

This term can be used more generally with other electronics too.

by G33KI3 June 9, 2011

laptopless

With down-sizing and everyone doing double-duty, most people can't afford to go without their computers for even an hour in an office setting. Even in meetings where people are supposed to focus on the task at hand, they are doing other work on their laptops while the meeting is going on. This usually means less attention and focus in the meeting. Going into a meeting without your laptop is going "laptopless"

Kevin's new year's resolution is to go laptopless to meetings so that he can focus on what the boss is saying.

by reddogs777 January 8, 2010

laptop tattoos

the marks made on your legs from having a laptop resting on them for wayyyyy too long.

I was on facebook all night long, and now I have some serious laptop tattoos goin' on.

by AliceInUnderland August 29, 2011