Jobo

Nickname of former head of the Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas (Central Bank of the Philippines) Jose B. Fernandez.

Guy 1: Boy, he sure helped out the Philippine economy back then.
Guy 2: Yeah, Jobo was a genius!

by ceowin May 18, 2009

Jobby

Scottish slang term for a turd, used mainly by children under 8 years of age. Not only describes the actual item iteself, but also decribes the act of passing this item.

Mummy, I need a jobby!

by Paul Davis November 13, 2004

jobbymungler

A person who leaves their jobby's (shit) and doesn't flush them away.

I just walked into the high school toilet and found some jobbymungler had been in there.

by Christoph November 5, 2003

jobbycock

a cock so ugly it looks like a turd, also a particularly shitty cuntbag

your cock looks like shit - it s a jobbycock

by hairy donna October 29, 2006

Big Jobby

Someone who is crap, usually at their job.

14 SQN is believed to be the origin of the "Dave Y****s Is A Big Jobby" slogan phenomenon. This can be seen all over the world mainly around military establishments. It has not been confirmed if this person is actually a big jobby but the investigation is ongoing. An airman named Dave Y****s was formerly on 14 Squadron.

by Shinyliney February 15, 2007

jobby gobble

The term for a scenario when someone performs anal intercourse following with the receiving partner carrying out the act of oral sex on their partners faeces covered phallus.

Girl: That was intense, we have to do that again!
Guy: I know, wanna finish up with a jobby gobble?

by TomJUK January 19, 2008

jobology

The study of Jobisms - in other words, learning the ins and outs of how to navigate Corporate America.

Who knew learning jobology would be harder than learning physics. But I avoided being laid off from my job because I at least remembered the basics of jobology, so I knew what to do.

by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010