Jewish Doorknob

When a sexual partner is performing oral sex on a male then squeezes and turns their testicles right as they climax.

My girlfriend gave me a Jewish Doorknob in the bathroom that left my balls purple.

by JSol102710 October 10, 2011

jewish snowbirds

These are typically Orthodox Jews who visit or live along the shorelines of New Jersey during the winter and then spend their summers in the Catskills, in essence staying in seasonal environments in unseasonal weather.

Goy #1: "I was driving around Hunter, NY in July and there were all these Orthodox Jews walking all over the place."

Goy #2:"Oh, the Jewish snowbirds? Yeah, you find them all over the Jersey shore in December."

by miyamoto02 January 22, 2010

Jewish Snowplow

While having doggy style sex with a Jewish woman climaxing on her back and spreading the ashes of her ancestors light it on fire and run away with her wallet or purse.

Frank: how was it
Anne: all fine till you yelled zeir in ze attic and gave me a Jewish Snowplow

by The destroyer of holes March 24, 2021

Flamingly Jewish

A Jew that is so obviously Jewish, you can see it from a mile away.
A flamingly Jewish man would most likely wear a yarmulke, have a long beard, speak fluent Hebrew or Yiddish, only eat Kosher foods,and regularly attend a synagogue.

Mr. Cohen is flamingly Jewish, so naturally he speaks fluent Hebrew and attends a synagogue every week.

by Mr. King1234 April 8, 2009

Jewish Porno

Something absolutely unwatchable. The most dreadful thing you will ever see on TV or on a movie. Terrible

I'd rather watch a Jewish Porno than Friends any day

by cock.cocklicker.licker12 July 25, 2011

Jelissa

Jelissa is a perfect girl. Known for her awesome personality and how compassionate she is towards their crush. She's gorgeous and funny. She gives great hugs and is a good kisser. They are perfect

ooh, I really like Jelissa

by YouKnowWhoIAm...Jelissa January 27, 2015

jewish engineering

The study of business

I'm majoring in Jewish engineering.

by Kazimierz June 28, 2005