Josiah

A guy with a huge penis

Omg is that Josiah?

by OsamaBinJoe November 22, 2021

Jozaiah

A very handsome man who likes to look at boobs and is also a gentleman. Everyone wants to be like Jozaiah because he gets all the girls and is very friendly but mean at the same time. He also loves to play c.o.d and has a nice family and life.

Omg is that Jozaiah lets go talk to him.

by MaliyahDaBest November 23, 2021

josiahphobic

Josiahphobic; the phobia of people named Josiah.

#1: yes i don’t like josiah
#2 oh so you’re josiahphobic?
#1 yeah.

by maur1n April 24, 2022

Josiah

A tall, sturdy computer nerd with an Amish beard. He has a big heart and is quite knowledgeable, as well. He has beautiful eyes that you can stare into at long length.
A cute dork.

All I want for Christmas is a Josiah.
Oh, that handsome nerd--what a Josiah!

by CeceAnne February 4, 2010

jesaia

funny, freaky, rude, smart, has hoes, talks shit

if anyone jesaia pissed them off the will fight back like no cap.....try us

by 7th grade kid,goes to glenn April 9, 2020

Josiah

Josiah is the best person you'll ever meet.He is a mix of intelligent,serious,and he makes you laugh till' you die.He gets all the girls and is very attractive.Josiah is always compatible with Virgos and he is always there,but he does not want any relationships.However, he is always the most popular in the room.

Liliana:Josiah is my best friend

Jane:No! I am

by The True Meanings February 7, 2021

Josiah

A midget guy who lies about his height to validate the fact that he's short and stumpy like an Oompa Loompa. An underdeveloped pubescent who thinks with his nasty dick before his brain. He will cum in 5 seconds and his kid's taste spicy. For someone whos an academic he really couldn't be more retarded on several levels.

Josiah- I swear its above-average size

by mydicksspicy August 27, 2020