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insultament

An adjective that's an insult or a complement depending on how it's used or how you look at it.
Kara: Manny called me a redwood tree. I asked him whats that supposed to mean?
Kix: Well... thats an insultament...
Kara: Insulta-who??
Kix: Insultament. It's a complement and an insult depending on how you take it.
Kara: Oh.
Kix: Redwood trees are the tallest trees around. You're tall. They're also fat. And you're fat...
Kara: I'll show Manny who's a Redwood Tree.. Imma beat the crap outta him!!!
by Klinge-Axe January 23, 2010
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Insult bet

A bet in Texas hold ‘em poker, on the river, when the player using the insult bet has a marginal hand, but believes their opponent has a slightly worse hand, but cannot fold to the insult bet because the pot is too big and offers fantastic pot odds, so they reluctantly call and lose the pot.

Can be balanced by using the insult bluff and the insult induce
Aww man... I keep getting milked by the insult bet at cascades casino by that fish Grant, if I keep calling I’m gonna go broke
by GrantSmith December 8, 2018
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insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to

they have a degrading kink bro..
i don't recommend insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to.
by jank. May 26, 2021
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fronthanded insult

A statement or question that is phrased, pronounced, or contextualized as if it is an insult, when it is actually a compliment or delivering a positive message; the opposite of a "backhanded compliment".
"You're aesthetically obese."
"That's quite the fronthanded insult."
by palabraplug July 12, 2023
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using mexican as an insult

Well freak you if you do this. don't say something is 'mexican' if you think it's bad, don't call someone mexican if they're not, don't say 'mexican' with no context as if it's a joke. it's not. seriously, freak you if you do this. stop it, meet some mexican people and know mexican things.
Person 1: "hey did you hear insert jerk's name using mexican as an insult?"
Person 2: "yeah, let's kidnap him/her, torture them and later call them as commie"
by yugoslaviamaster65 June 17, 2020
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insult

Something that is very common on the internet: a way to offend somebody, by angering or hurting them.

The insult "fuck you!" is odd, since fucking is a pleasurable activity. "Rape you" would make more sense. And "damn you", despite that it is considered milder, is actually worse since it is somebody's condemning that you are wishing.

"Whore" and "slut" merely refer to people who sleep around frequently, which is not a bad thing in itself, provided that it is consensual and protected. "Wart", "pimple", and the like, would make better insults since they are truly unwanted things.
"Taigh na Galla ort!" Scottish Gaelic, literally meaning "House of the Bitch on you!" which equates to "Damn/fuck you!"

Seriously, the insult world in English is weird; "fuck you!" when fucking is a pleasurable act.

"Go mbeadh cosa gloine fút agus go mbrise an ghloine" Irish Gaelic, meaning "May you have glass legs and may the glass break"

"Tuiteam gun èirigh ort." ("May you fall without rising.")

"'S e as a' bhaile nam guirean a tha thu!" ("It's from the town of the pustules that you are!")

"'S e mìr na caca a th'annad!" ("It's a piece of shit that you are!")

"George Bush!"
"Dick Cheney!"
"Pat Robertson!"
"Michael Savage!"
"Fred Phelps!"
"Westborough Baptist Church!"
"Rush Limbaugh!"
"Anita Bryant!"
"Jerry Falwell!"
"Ann Coulter!"
"Pauline Hanson!"
"Sean Hannity!"
"Jesse Helms!"
"Robert Mugabe!"
"Moral Majority!"
"Buju Banton!"
"Conservative!"
"Sizzla!"
"Hoku!"

They make more sense; when really thought about, most English insults (or at least their order from lightest to most offensive) don't seem to make much sense.
by Lorelili April 1, 2006
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Insult-A-Kennedy drunk

Utterly annihilated out of your mind drunk. Well past the point of losing inhibition, past becoming surly, and well beyond any sense of tact so that virtually everything you say is offensive and leaves you with your foot it in your mouth.

So unbelievably drunk, in fact, that you become capable of screaming "this is why people kill the Kennedys" to Bobby Kennedy III at a party in Brooklyn.
She was drunk, but she wasn't "Insult-A-Kennedy drunk."
by Saw It With My Own Eyes April 22, 2009
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