Horny

Person 1: I am horny.
Person 2: Go to horny jail. *bonks Person 1*
by Zack the Hedge-Skeleton January 06, 2021
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something with horns.

sexually aroused/turned on. boys get erections and girls' pussies get wet.
I walked through the door, tired and just wanting to sleep. Instead, i found the lights out and the whole place pitch dark. I called out my wife Renee's name. when she didn't answer, i got worried. quickly, i got myself to our room and ran in calling her name. My foot bent a little and i quickly found i was tripping. i landed right on the bed. there was something very warm and sweet smelling in front of my face. I closed my eyes, engulfed. the lights came on. "ooh!" i sighed. My wife was in front of me with only panties on and she pulled me toward her. We immediatly made out, tongue to tongue. It felt so good to explore her warm moist mouth. Then she pulled away and i got to kissing her boobs and neck. I bit the nipple slightly, pulling gently and brushing my tongue at the surface. Renee was rubbing her pussy on my belly. She reached down and pushed her hand down my pants and said "you like this stud?" while rubbing her fingers around my dick. She made little circles around my balls, then violently ripped my pants and boxers off. My pecker was, no surprise, hard and stiff. i quickly took my shirt off and fell like a servant to her pussy. using my tongue, i slowly took off her panties. it was dripping wet by now. I gladly ate her out, exploring every part of her wonderful, wonderful pussy. she moaned and threw her back. Suddenly she screamed in pure joy and pleasure, and i continued tongue fucking her. "OOOOOO!!!!!!" she screamed, and her pussy exploded with her warm sweet cum. i didn't stop there, but renee pushed me back and rubbed her boobs in my face. then she traced her fingers down to my penis, watching me with her violet eyes all the way. she tenderly kiss my dick and gave me the best blowjob ever. i was as horny as hell. i couldn't help myself. I picked her up roughly and threw her on the bed. Then i leaped on her and pushed my dick into her pussy. "together at last" she whispered seductively. I started thrusting, back and forth slowly, shallow. Renee was obviously frustrated. "Come on!" she yelled "get on with it! i wanna see you cum!" But I just kept on going slow and suave, torturing her every way. Soon I went a little faster, deeper. Soon, we were yelling and screaming and i was going as hard and deep as i could. she was practically shaking with joy. I bent over and fondled her boobs and kissed her neck. she was touching my chest.
"oh come on chad!!!!!! i know you can go better than this!!!!" I thrusted and thrusted harder and harder, deeper and deeper, oooooo...
i felt a big explosion in my dick. i sighed, and lay down with renee. we were engulfed in each others arms, and as sweaty as hell. my dick was still in her pussy, and they both were pulsing sightly. I touched her boobs and kissed her deeply on the mouth.
"phew" i said.
"you were... hottt." she sighed.
"you too" i smiled
she smiled too.
soon we were both asleep, my happy cock in her grateful pussy
by chars boils January 27, 2009
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Warning for all guys:this is fap-worthy

It was a freezing winter's Day as the lonely Hunter looked for shelter within the woods.he was then encountered by a beautiful woman in a lingerie. He was captured by her beauty as she invited him inside her Cabin for Hot Tea.He went inside as he was feeling lucky.they chatted for about an hour until he spilled his tea all over his crotch-area.she offered to wipe it off.he didnt even bother to stop her!. She started pulling off his pants as she slid her hand into his underwear.she squeezed his dick with her soft silky hand.he creamed all over her face .she started sliding his hard dick in and out of her moist throat. He slid his dick back out as he banged the hell out of hr.she moaned and screamed with joy as as she felt it inside her.YESS OH YESS.MORE MORE YOUR SO GOOD AT THIS.She screamedhe slid down to her slippery kitty-cat, and traced the lining of her huge lips, she squirted his face as he tickled her vagina.he then shoved his tongue within the 10 inch deep-paradise.a few minutes later, they both became very tired of their night of heaven.the hunter got dressed,and left the cabin as if nothing ever happened.
I got very horny to this and hope you did too
Damn.after the first time i saw porn.i sure got horny
by Peewee-hermanizer December 31, 2014
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wanting or needing sex really bad, and really soon.
I was so horny from looking at the hottest girl in my school's ass all day, I went home and started jerking it while imagining how hard i would fuck her. Then the doorbell rang, and it was her in nothing but a thong and a skin tight t-shirt. She immediately shoved her hand down my pants and motioned towards my bed. She ripped my pants off and started carressing my cock with her tongue, I then tore her shirt off and could not believe her perfect tits. She slowly slipped off her thong and she had the most perfect pussy (which was sopping wet by now) and the ass that I had always imagined. I immediately forced my cock into her asshole and she moaned with delight as I banged her harder and harder. I then dove for her pussy and started to lick all around it. She said she wanted my cock inside of her vagina, and I couldn't disagree. Her wonderfully tight pussy felt so amazing with my dick engulfed in it. I was about to cum when she said she wanted to swallow my juices and she started to suck my cock and tingle the tip with her tongue, and then I shot my load all over her face and mouth while she licked up every bit of it. She then slid her panties back on and walked out of my house topless, with her hand in my pants.
by Randyyyy March 13, 2008
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When your thing goes ding
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This is a sub fantasy and I got wet just writing this so enjoy

Kayla was scrolling through insta. She got a dm from some guy. He said he would break into her house and capture her as his sex slave. She replied saying that if he could break in that she would let it happen.
Kayla laughed thinking nothing would happen.
5 minutes later someone comes up behind her and covers her mouth

A deep sexy masculine voice whispers in her ear “I’m gonna fuck you so hard you won’t know your own name
Then Kayla passes out from the fright.

When she wakes up she’s tied to her bed fully nude in front of the windows. Her pussy was waxed and she felt a ball chain in her ass.
Kayla starts to get horny but doesn’t want to be. Then the man walks in. He’s hot and has an 11in cock.
He starts telling her about how this was her last moment of having any pure thought and got horny, even more than before
Kayla was a virgin but still played with herself a lot.
He stuck his entire dick in balls deep at once and started thrusting as hard as he could. Kayla felt the pain and cried out. The man told her she had to endure for it would turn into great pleasure.
She started too feel good, but didn’t want to be his Slave. He was fucking her so hard she had already came 3 times and was about to cum again when he stopped and put clothes pins on her nippples. He then started fisted her while shoving his dick all the way down her throat. She had no choice but to moan.
She didn’t want to feel good and obey but she started using her tongue. The man told her that she had to call him master and she must obey.
Master took his dick out and his hand and told her to beg for him. Kayla did it out of how much she wanted the dick and couldn’t think of anything else but him.

She was his

Kayla is now a slave and will fuck anytime anywhere
by Fai Patterson December 31, 2018
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what you already are once you read this
McKenzie was walking down the street when she saw a club named "the strippers". So she went over and opened the door, and what she saw was heaven. At least 20 guys with at least 10 inch cocks, and 17 thick girls. She immediately got horny and went inside. Now she was a top model so all the guys immediately came over and started stripping her down. But she only had eyes for one person. His name was Ryan and he was just sitting at one of the tables in the back just looking at her. She walked over to him and sat on his lab and started humping it. He then grabbed her ass and mad her lay on the table and stood up on it too and pulled of his pants to reveal an 13 inch cock. She immediately started sucking on it saying "uhhhh oh yeah daddy" and that turned Ryan on. He swirled his tongue around her nipples which made her beg for it "Ryan please just give it to me !" So thats what he did. He stuck all "13" in and mad her moan desperately, she took of his shirt to reveal an 6 pack. She suddenly went crazy. She went and attack his cock with lust. She made him thrust it so deep in her mouth she started to choke on it. Once he had cummed inside of her, she got on top of him and ran her body across his. He stuck his tounge inside her and she loved it. By then everyone was watching them and everyone joined in. 8 ours and 50 orgasms later she left naked and walked home.
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