Hemerage

The emotion felt upon discovering that your arse is bleeding due to the butt-fucking you just got. Similar to road rage caused by someone cutting infront of you in traffic (See hunter).

Chris Shanahan hemeraged in his bedroom at 42 Ladybird St, Strathpine.

by Anonymous QGL goon. June 15, 2003

Hieroglyphics

Mateus and Dominicś hand writing.

Mateus and Dominic: Can you proof read my paper?

Teacher: WTF IS THESE HIEROGLYPHICS! IḾ SENDING YOU TO THE HALLWAY!!!

by bhjbtff tvuy yu November 1, 2018

Text-himers

when someone takes so long to text you back, you forget what the conversation was about in the first place.

bill: yeah, and i got to feed the ducks!

--three hours later--
bob:feeding ducks IS great fun.

bill: wtf??? oh yeah, we were talking about ducks THREE HOURS ago. maybe if he would text faster, i wouldn't have this case of Text-himers.

by hopeless_romantic7 January 20, 2009

hierophant green

green punchy ghost that shoots green stuff used by kakyoin who is voiced by Kyle Hebert

joseph:oh no where are we
kakyoin:I'm going to use hierophant green to look around

by dumb-person October 1, 2020

hibernating squirrel

We know squirrels hibernate, and they dig in the dirt to hide their nuts... So... The Hibernating Squirrel is when you are doing a chick doggy style in the ass(Digging in the Dirt) and you tuck your balls inside her vagina (Hide your nuts)

"yo dude did you bang that broad last night?"
"Yeah man, I gave her the ol' Hibernating Squirrel!"

by Higg9 May 26, 2008

hibernate

A severe case of marination. To sit idle for hours upon hours in a chill or relaxed state.

After having 3 exams I go into hibernation mode which may include doing absolutely nothing.

by Z May 3, 2003

Dick Hiker

A woman who fucks her way up the corporate ladder.

Person 1: "Man, how did Jane get promoted to head of Accounting?"

Person 2: "Because she's a Dick Hiker!"

by TheRealB-rad December 1, 2009