Skip to main content

hemph

nugget clusters, weed, doobage, cheeba, alaskan thunderfuck, you know the names...
Obama: Hey GW, wanna go hit some hemph?
Bush: Hell yeah! I got some natty light too!

Colloquial Usage: "hitting of the hemph shall commence" or "Lets go hit the Hemph, dude!"
by doobiesnax April 25, 2010
mugGet the hemph mug.

[Hemp]

A weed. Natural to the environment in one form or other from north to south pole. All forms have a dose of THC (active ingredient in pot).It is the only plant to exist in every ecosphere this world has to offer. Worms have that characteristic as well.

Forms of hemp may someday be used as fodder to Terra form an alien world. It can survive in all Earths elements. Lives fast, dies nutrient rich, has many offspring. Born to be wild and survive!

I can imagine what forms of hemp will exist in 2100. I can already see money being spent on "herbal genetic manipulation". That and animal DNA manipulation... Lets just hope the manipulation and natural selection don't interfere with each other.

Some form of hempwill feed the worlds hungry first. Then, to provide oxygen and food for long distance space journeys, a form of hemp will be developed.

For those relaxing, romantic comet tours, a bowl of "plutonium Nyborg" Weed (Super high potency THC, grown on mars) Wow. I won't be alive to see this come to light, however the genetic manipulation of plant species (and animal *shudder*) are begining now.
"Everybody must get stoned".

Hemp was a major pharmaceutical prior to legislation against it in 1933

Smoke the evil weed
by meinbcbud September 19, 2008
mugGet the [Hemp] mug.
Related Words
Heemp Heem Heep Hempfield Hemp Hempstead Hempster heemer heemal heemed

hemper

Oregon slang for Humboldt County head
Last week my hemper friend came out from behind the redwood curtain to visit for a few daze. He brought his friend hairy purple bud.
by El Mosca del Norte August 4, 2006
mugGet the hemper mug.

Hempfield

A school district full of pot heads, whores, red-necks, and posers. There' has to be a select few from here that actually turn out normal. A normal day here would include a bomb threat, along with the hundreds of nude pictures that are always sent around. The freshmen think they're big shots and the Seniors think they're God.
Sarah: OMG! Did you see that nude picture of Amy?
Joan: I DID! I forwarded it to 20 people last night!
Sarah: Oh, nice. Oh, and did you see Andrew's mohawk?
Joan: I totally did. He is such a poser.
Sarah: Well, what do you expect? It's Hempfield.
by Harrold_Freshman January 7, 2010
mugGet the Hempfield mug.

hempetite

The increased appetite you experience from smoking marijuana.
"Where's Dave?"
"He's off getting a hempetite."
by Fortigin April 16, 2017
mugGet the hempetite mug.

Hempathy

ability to understand in a non-judgmental way why another person or people may need or want to enjoy marijuana.
I don’t like weed myself, but I have hempathy for anyone that smokes because it’s none of my business, and I don’t know what they’re going through.
by Break80 July 15, 2019
mugGet the Hempathy mug.

Heemeeha

A person who is difficult to deal with or someone people would like to stay away from
This guy behaves like a heemeeha in the office
by Shadowswifter February 23, 2020
mugGet the Heemeeha mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email