headerosexual

A person who is attracted to anyone that gives oral sex

"So what is your preference?"

"Well I am headerosexual over all.."

"Huh?"

"Do you suck dick?"

"Ew no!"

"The gtfo of my face."

by Franknsfw January 20, 2018

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hedberg

An escalator that is temporarily stairs.

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
-Mitch Hedberg

by !JayAm! December 2, 2018

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Hadered

When an athlete or celebrity has old tweets revealed that are considered racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. Named for All-Star pitcher Josh Hader, whose high school tweets went viral during the 2018 MLB All-Star Game.

Guy 1: Did you see Kevin Hart stepped down as the Oscars host because of his tweets?

Guy 2: Yeah, he totally got Hadered.

by Chef_Vortivask December 9, 2018

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Voodoo volcanic header

when you make fun of a large pimple on someone and then you get one soon afterwards

Oh crap, I got a voodoo volcanic header!

by Seles April 23, 2011

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Hedger

Abbreviation of the term Hedge Monkey.

I saw a couple of Hedgers get out of that old van that's been parked in the same spot down the end of the street all month.

by Chewitt November 13, 2005

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hede

“HE-D”, adj. - something that is exceptionally heat, fire, rad, etc. The feeling you would get if you just won the lottery, graduated with a PhD, squatted 1,000, & busted a nut simultaneously.

Skydiving from space was hede.

by Kremlin Slaze May 5, 2018

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mitch hedberg

a comedian with one of the funniest and greatest voices of all time considered to be the Next sienfeld (but funnier) but died march 30th 2005 about the time the pope died and his death got over shadowed by the Popes death though some people knew he died (including the fan basis of NGs . com)

Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica, 'cuz the dude didn't even get his degree. Alright.

WHY The Fuck did mitch hedberg half to die what bullshit is this

by TheBoneThug July 31, 2005

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