The act of taking an Asian chick to a beach/sandy area of land, having sexual intercourse, and just as one is about to cum (or in this case, drop the "Little Boy" bomb) - pull out and cum on her face, throw sand on said cum, and scream "BANZAI"
Conan: "Hey, whatever happened between you and that Asian chick?"
Andy: "I gave her the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster"
*high fives"
Andy: "I gave her the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster"
*high fives"
by Total_Bliss November 11, 2010
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She Feng Shui'd my apartment without asking, so I got revenge by giving her the ole Tokyo Sandblaster.
by vaporbrains November 11, 2010
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A fad created and perfected by Conan O'Brien, intended for those who are similarly pale and red-haired. It involves the said ginger spending months growing out facial hair. When he finally meets someone shameless enough to have intercourse with, he shaves his beard and collects the trimmings. Finally, he climaxes in the said shameless one's eyes, causing a squinting similar to an Asian's eyes. Finally, he blows the beard trimmings into her eyes where they stick to his feeble residue, causing a scratching and burning sensation in her eyes, much like being sandblasted.
If Conan lasts longer than a week on TBS, he has agreed to give Andy Richter the Tokyo Sandblaster on Monday, November 15.
by PizzaButt TacoSmell November 11, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblaster mug.When two sexual partners engage in a shit loving sexual act. Where one partner fires diarrhea into their partner's face causing them to squint and thus making them look asian.
by Jcmcgill November 11, 2010
Get the Tokyo Sandblaster mug.The tokyo sandblaster involves a sexual romanticism of feces. After acquiring diarrhea, a person releases their anal pressure onto their partner's face. Liquid feces are sprayed into the partner's face causing them to squint, giving the impression of Asian eyes.
I just gave your mom a tokyo sandblaster while you were at school, kiddo. Got shit all over my overalls...
by MoldyNipple November 11, 2010
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The power was out and Derrick had to finish stripping the cabinets. Luckily he remebered to pull the old Tokyo Sandblaster out and get ther job done.
by Sokyo November 11, 2010
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