girk

One who rests her head on peoples chests, feels their heartbeats, and then chops off their dicks

This girl from LA was a very good girk

by DEFNOTDAVIDLOL June 20, 2009

girker

one who enjoys hanging with young boys and wishes to teach them how to kiss

"If that girker comes around this neighborhood again we will call the police and have him arrested!"

by lillykin August 7, 2003

Pulling a Girk

Over indulging in unknown drugs, and not remembering anything that happened during the period of taking the unknown substance.

The last thing Andrew remembered last night was when he drove passed Jiffy Lube around 5 o'clock. He must have been Pulling a Girk, wow he must be very stupid.

by Girk Nasty June 14, 2011

gurks

That certain onomatopoeia that is rare and unheard of pretty much everywhere. Usually uttered by strange males whenever something unexpected happens to them.

"Walking is sure fun. I hope I don't trip-
gurks. (Uh oh cover up! I think that chick saw me!)"

by nisbahmumtaz January 7, 2012

jerk your gurk

the process of ejecting semen from the penis, and is usually accompanied by orgasm as a result of sexual stimulation. It may also occur spontaneously during sleep (called a nocturnal emission); what you would rather do than sit in on a boring, or otherwise worthless, activity.

Croce : Hey you wanna go see daVinci Code?
Saltz : Hell no, I'd rather jerk my gurk
Croce : Hey man Saltz didn't go with me to the movie so i went with Big Cheese.
JJSmedi : Yo, she jerk your gurk?
Croce : (smiles big) Nah man, we don't do that kind of stuff

by bump your way to freedom July 12, 2006

girk

A mispelling for "girl" commonly made in instant messaging programs such as MSN. Can be used to refer to other females or males with feminine qualities.

"Has anyone seen Matty girk?"
"I finally met up with all you girks!"

by ArtanisDTS August 3, 2006

Gurkler

Trippin beyond the maximeezy of da hizzle on yo chizzlerizzle heezy Maxifacation TRIPPIN

Oh Em Gee Nick Is SUCH a gurkler

by AndiePantsx August 30, 2009