gooey gilatine

when someone sticks there intire head into a womans vagina hints "gooey gilatine"

by Jordan October 20, 2003

meat guillotine

when you are in trouble with your girlfriend and she cuts off your penis

"my girlfriend caught me cheating the other its still hurting from when she did a really painful meat guillotine on me"

by 69_kushlover_420 March 18, 2015

Guillotine

a variotion on the tea bag. while squating over a woman, forcefully squat in a downward motion untill the nut sack impacts the eye of the woman resulting in a black eye.

i Guillotined my girl friend last night and now she can't go to work

by darren_levine October 10, 2008

guillotine

When a girl has a really fucking hot body but an ugly as shit face

Wow, I would fuck that bitch but she's a total guillotine

by cris1234 September 27, 2013

Guillotine

The accidental act of zipping up one’s pants when one’s penis is obstructing the process.

Cletus: I got guillotined again, I bled a fuck-ton. I think it’s gonna leave a scar.

Jeremiah: Who the hell asked?

by Heughicopter March 23, 2020

Guillotined

it’s when you put their head between your legs and squeeze as they blow you.

Damn bro my friend has on only fans, and her boyfriend apparently guillotined her on that shit.

by Fortherbois January 13, 2021

Gilatine

A device usually homemade used to end your misery of bad company. You place your neck on the board, then pull the string to release the blade.

Yo, have you seen Gil lately? Last I saw him he looked pretty miserable with Christine. I believe he was assembling his Gilatine later that night to get some relief.

by Mind_surgeon March 24, 2023