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Venetian Gondola

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Sexual act which takes place on a water bed where the female is in a cowgirl position astride her partner whilst stroking another standing male beside them in a back and forth rowing motion while singing "That's Amoré"

Origins: c.14-16th century Renaissance Venice. Venetian gondoliers often asked courtesans to perform this act in order to live out their gondola fetishes
Federico: Hey Enzo, do you hear singing?
Enzo: Sounds like "That's Amoré", no?
Federico: Rosa must be having another Venetian Gondola ride
by brainfreeze522 May 19, 2010
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Horn of Gondor

While engaging in sexual intercourse at the climaxing moment the man displays his masculinity and prowess by alerting all of his fellow housemates (possibly roommates) that he has finally scored. He does this by mimicking at full volume the 'horn of gondor' from lord of the rings. This works especially well in a uni dorm with thin walls.
'At the climaxing moment... oh yeah, oh yeah, oh ye... AAAAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH... AAAAAAAARRRR...SLAP'

'Did you hear me Horn of Gondor the entire womens rugby team last night?'
by Marmion May 21, 2006
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Gojko

One in which is a Legendary figure and is considered a God in many religions in Western Europe. Gojko is the name of the Great and Powerful Adonis Believed in 47BC.
by aesthetics March 26, 2013
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Gonkin'

Walking around aimlessly, having no purpose. Much like the gonk droid from star wars
Grace has been gonkin' around the house all day, that girl is a weirdo.
by kingkyle27 April 3, 2020
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Gongo

The Tanzanian variation of the alcoholic beverage known as “moonshine”. The drink has been popularized by Norwegian YouTube Travel Vlogger: Harald Baldr.
Harald: Do you have some Gongo? Ok, the gongo hunt is coming up.
by weathrguy May 6, 2022
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GOKOR

an armenian male that is good at boxing has a short temper and is about 5'4
u are a gokor
by gazzan March 30, 2009
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Gondolin

Elven city in Beleriand, featured in Tolkien's The Silmarillion. It was founded by Turgon in line with a dream to recreate Tirion and also to be hidden from Morgoth. Anyone who found their way to the city was forbidden to leave, and its location was not known to outsiders (except Ulmo who doesn't count). It was hidden in a glade called Amon Gwareth surrounded by mountains, near the start of the river Sirion, in the Ered Gorgoroth mountains.

The elves of Gondolin left the place only once, to fight at the Nirnaeth Arnoediad. After their defeat, they retreated, covered by Hurin and his army, and returned to Gondolin.

Hurin and Huor found their way to Gondolin but were allowed to leave. An elf-woman related to Turgon also left, and as a result the dark-elf Eol and his son Maeglin found their way to Gondolin. Eol was slain after he killed the elf-woman because Turgon wouldn't let him leave. Maeglin stayed but was driven to distraction because he fancied Idril but they were cousins or something, and then she married Tuor son of Huor when he found his way to Gondolin, and he was a human not an elf.

Finally betrayed by Hurin who, in a state of madness after being freed from Angband, cried out at the gates, and Maeglin, who, on a secret trip out of the mountains, was captured and threatened/bribed into helping Morgoth's forces enter. The city was sacked and burned, the elves slaughtered and only a few escaped.
Turgon was slain in a battle with Gothmog the Balrog who was also slain. Tuor and Idril were among those who escaped.

Gondolin lasted longer than any other elf kingdom.

The name means "song of stone" in Sindarin Elven.
by Andy May 23, 2004
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