these aren't my glasses

A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.

May also logically extent to breasts.

Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.

Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.

by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013

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Glasses Butter

That greasy fingerprint on the lens of your glasses, left on there by either yourself as a mistake, or some dickish kid who knows how to piss you off. It can't be wiped away, and just spreads if you try to do so. You'll most likely have to deal with it for a while and it gets more irritating the longer it's there.

Jeremy put Glasses Butter on my lens after eating some Cheetos and it's never going away. Ever.

by Bill "Bill" Billson July 27, 2016

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Sundown glasses

Silver aviator sunglasses named after the only black fighter pilot in Top Gun. Named after his call sign, Sundown, since all the white fighter pilots had gold aviator sunglasses and he was the only pilot with the silver ones.

Guy 1: Where did you get those Sundown glasses?
Guy 2: Found them online, the gold aviators make my face look fat.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's the gold aviators, fat boy.

by BeffyJ July 7, 2009

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Creep Glasses

Sunglasses that you wear in public so people don't notice you staring at them.

I was at the mall and I saw this really cute boy/girl at the table in front of me, I couldn't let them notice that's why I brought my creep glasses just in case.

by Ohlalalalalala February 28, 2015

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