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A geezer is a descriptive word in the UK which is used to define a mans characteristics. A geezer will be found usually out side a pub with a pint in his hand on match day. They commonly like football, scrapping, beer, tea, tits, and Barry white. Geezers often acknowledge other geezers by a greeting each other by saying geezer followed by a nod and a thumbs up.
Nigel: Alright geezer how much is a can of red stripe
Charles: For you nothing my friend because your a top geezer
Nigel: arr Cheers geeze *nod* *thumbs up*

Charles: *nod* *thumbs up*
Geezer by Sir. SpudLock March 7, 2015
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flock of geezers 

A lightweight nickname for all of the old farts comprising the US Senate.
That flock of geezers won’t make it back for the vote, that’s for sure!
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Geezer Butler 

Bassist for the influencial metal group Black Sabbath. He was born Terence Michael Joseph Butler on July 17, 1949 in Aston, Birmingham, England. His nickname was from when he was a kid, he referred to everybody as "Geezer".

He formed a band with schoolmate, John Osbourne(Ozzy Osbourne), called Rare Breed. They brokeup for a time, then reunited with Tony Iommi and Bill Ward. Their original name was Polka Tulk, then Earth, and eventually, Black Sabbath. He played rhythm guitar in this time, but Iommi made it clear to him that he was going to be the only guitarist, so Butler switched to bass.

He is noted as one of the first bassists to you a Wah-wah Pedal, and one of the firsts to "de-tune" his bass (In order to match Iommi when he tuned to a C#). Both of these are used in many metal bands today.

He is currently in Heaven and Hell, with other former Black Sabbath members, Tony Iommi Ronnie James Dio, and Vinny Appice.

Geezer Butler is an awesome bassist!
Geezer Butler by TK9293 December 28, 2007

geezin’ it

When two old geezers get together and chew the fat.
Just look at those two old farts sittin’ and geezin’ it on that park bench over there.
geezin’ it by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019
Geezer is a word usually used by people with a cockney accent, an accent which originates in East London but is probably more commonly heard in Essex now as it has spread outside of London and become more common in other places. It means a man but can also refer to a certain type of man who is a bit dodgy or even mean a man you admire and respect, it's all about context. Nice one, geezer!
Alright, geezer? (How are you, friend?)

That geezer over there (that man over there)

He's a bit of a geezer (He's a bit of a shady character)

Nice one, geezer! (I appreciate that, my friend)
Geezer by London Geezer August 29, 2019

geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.
Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.
geezer pleaser by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006

geezer goggles 

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person
hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles
geezer goggles by Eric August 25, 2004