Garfunkeled

When your friend leaves you because he's rich and famous and you're not. Coined by Stephan Pastis

Pig: "You mean I'll be Garfunkeled?"
Rat: "Yes, and I will not be your bridge over troubled waters."

by IntergalactalEnergy August 1, 2023

Garfunkel

When you jerk off violently while crying and standing up in your sleep

Last night was a rough night. I think I Garfunkeled all over my room because I woke up sticky.

by SlimeyT March 2, 2024

Simonless Garfunkel

A person that is talented within a duo but is not as talented when they venture off on their own.

Mark Frost made great television with David Lynch, but without him he is simply a Simonless Garfunkel.

by jluvfool420 March 4, 2021

Sandy Garfunkel

When you are having intercourse with your partner on the beach and you pull out sticking your sock in the sand and quickly re-entering the vagina with a sand paper covered dick

Hey did you seal the deal with your lady friend last night

Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her

by Mrniceguy2134 June 3, 2021

Art Garfunkel

The tallest 5 foot 9 man in the world.

Art Garfunkel fashioned himself a very impressive handlebar moustache of Paul Simon's hair.

by stingingpaininthebrain May 18, 2022

Garfunkle Pub's

The state of a white man's pubic hair. A 70's look in the style of Art Garfunkle. Bushy White man afro... down below.

Wow, let's get out the clippers because the "joy of sex" book has nothing on you! Art called and he want's his pub's back - buzzzzzzzzzzz. Trim up those Garfunkle Pub's! Not a drinking PUB! but a Pube!

by Pamela N January 16, 2008

Grunked

Getting so out of your face through drugs, dirnk e.t.c your pretty much paraletic.

Mike - Dude, i was soooo grunked last night

James - Yeah mate, you even took home one of them ladyboys didnt you!

Mike - i must have been grunked!

by KiezaJ October 4, 2010