The Goatse.cx Lawyer

The guy who informs us if we need a warning.

The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So... if you are under the age of 18 or find this photograph offensive, please don't look at it. Thank you!

by Dot See Ex October 24, 2004

goatsified

To have your butthole stretched open at least 6" in diameter.

That fool was goatsified.

by vectus October 27, 2003

Goats In The Garden

When someones pants or jeans are going in the crack of their ass. A pant wedgie

Man, she has massive Goats In The Garden!!

by DefineTheGreatLine March 30, 2011

blows goats for half price

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!

This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.

by [e-mail] March 29, 2008

GYAT

Usually said when a curvy person walks by, Or a shortened version of ¨god damn¨.

*girl with a bbl walks by*
Dude: ¨Gyat damn¨

by axabellq August 6, 2022

Gatstroking

When you form a pistol shape with your fingers, whilst cycling them backwards above your head

"Oh bruv, you see that kid over there when that riddim dropped"
"Yeah he was Gatstroking all over the joint - no safety catch on dat ting"

by Tizzy Tekkers September 19, 2017

gyatchee

a boy with a big huge cock

Gianna: Did you see allen’s gyatchee? It’s kind of overrated

Avery:Deans is better

by bigblackboobies March 23, 2023