First Floozie

Another word for Donald Trump's wife Melania

Melania Trump? Oh yes she is the First Floozie

by That Lego on the floor February 13, 2017

FLOOZIE

open legs; aka a slut

britney spears is a floozie

by ace jiggle August 10, 2007

Flooper

A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."

They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.

They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.

Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new World of Warcraft game. He smelled like B.O.and Mountain Dew. He had a fanny pack to.

I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.

by Sukmyshoe August 25, 2014

flooper

The sometimes large flap of skin that hangs from one's neck. Can be stretched for maximum flooperage.

"Yo, did you see that guy's flooper?"
"Heck yes i did, it was huge."

by Karl Nero May 29, 2005

flooper

Someone who neglects, either through intent or forgetfulness, to flush the toilet after pooping.

Eeeuuww! Who's the flooper?

by Don Farrar July 25, 2006

Floozie

A circular hole cut into a mattress or other object for sexual purposes

"dude that watermelon wasn't the best floozie. But that Banana peal? Hot damn that was awesome!"

"My floozie on my bed is filled, time to flip that bitch over"

by Inmate 34765 November 2, 2011

floozie

a (hoe) who shows a lot cleavage and other "items"

Marian Grant is a floozie.

by Ms. Zen January 10, 2008