falker-parker-pounder

why wouldn't you parker first? befo da falking and pounding, i mean. dats whaz i talk 'bout mofo

I drove all the way to a small country town before i finally falked 'er park 'er and pounded 'er.

by Yolinda Lubenoffsky August 14, 2003

Faulked

walking in the street and getting yourself hit by a car

Erin was faulked on his way to go eat.

by chestogold. September 7, 2010

falledesked

To get so drunk that you are beyond fucked; the drunkest that a person can ever get. This often has very embarrassing consequences.

Jessie got so falledesked that she passed out in the middle of the road.

Garfield: "What are you doing? You're so drunk!"
Jessie: "Oh man I'm falledesked"

by feel.the.payne August 29, 2011

Fakeday

A day where an agreement is made to which all events that happened is to be forgotten.

person 1: Remember that day when the government took that kid and enrolled him to be a soldier?

person 2: We're not suppose to talk about the Fakeday.

by Fakeday January 1, 2013

Falkengren

The coolest Swedish Viking family ever!! They are so good looking that it hurts to look at them.

Wow I wish I was a Falkengren.

by Falkengren of course November 1, 2013

folked up

More censoral definition of fucked up. That goes to being extremely intoxicated on drugs\alcohol or being physically, mentally, morally/ aesthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged in some way.

Oh god he just folked up!
Everything is folked up...

by Alekrion April 4, 2018

Falged

To be left unfulfilled and disappointed.

Also man with little penis.

“I was left falged”
“You have now been falged”
Your falgering me”

by User randomly generated July 2, 2018