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Fuck you Denise

A retort/response to someone you are arguing with.
Ex: When you are arguing with your significant others mom (Regardless of her name) "Fuck you Denise" is said to shut her ass down.
by heelside336 August 1, 2017
mugGet the Fuck you Denisemug.

taco bell Denise

a drug dealer who works a fast food joint and uses secret code with their customers.
Crackhead Joe: "Is Denise working...I feel a little bit more comfortable ordering from Denise"

Denise: "89 CENTS"

Crackhead Joe: That's still cool?

taco bell Denise hands Joe a "5 layer burrito" filled with crack, while Joe hands over a Taco Bell bag full of money saying he didn't get any sauce
by tacobelles October 27, 2010
mugGet the taco bell Denisemug.
You have a lot of nerve insulting me. You were at my wedding Denise
by Sue Bell B March 27, 2019
mugGet the you were at my wedding denisemug.

i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.
Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021
mugGet the i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards againmug.

Denise

"denise" is a word used as an insult.
depending on the context it can mean: dirty, smelly, ugly, obscene, hideous, disgusting, abominable etc ...
"fuck you, you're awful"

"and you are denise"
by HAHAHAhahhahHAHHWJSJA==¥=£ January 20, 2022
mugGet the Denisemug.

The Denise Snapper

When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”

Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
mugGet the The Denise Snappermug.

Denise

Denise is lovely, funny and smart.

Denise has silky, brown hair, and gorgeous, shimmering brown eyes.
Denise is a good listener. With her, you'll always be in good company.

Denise is a bit of a nerd. If you're a nerd too, she can be the Black Widow to your Hawkeye.

She'll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall.

Denise is a good friend. One of the best.
Guy 1: Bro, do you have a female best friend?
Guy 2: No, much better: I've got a Denise.
by Darth Noah August 3, 2024
mugGet the Denisemug.

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