Dirty Cucumber

Done by a male when he doesn't want to partake in sex with a parter, so he grabs a cucumber and goes to town, like its a strap on.

Last night linsey wanted to go, but I didn't want to so I just gave her the dirty cucumber instead. She didn't even know!

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020

You slumber a cucumber

Wise words by a man named Xavier in the show Xavier: Renegade Angel. This immaculate sentence can be interpreted as sleeping with a cucumber. In a certain type of way, because you get no affection by a physical being.

Person 1: "You nappa, you get slappa"
Person 2: "You slumber a cucumber."
Person 1: Crys and weeps for he is defeated

by LilHoss4k April 26, 2023

Cucumber boy

A boy who wears exclusively green clothes, often striped. They commonly are very pale with an ill-looking greenish tint to their skin (think Roger Klotz from the 90s cartoon Doug). Much akin to an Eboy, but greener.

Person 1: What are your thoughts on Joe's new cucumber boy style?
Person 2: It's pathetic, he walks around looking like a fucking pickle.

by Bruguerman August 19, 2020

Cucumber Delight

The act of someone inserting a cucumber in another's asshole.

Aaron: What did you do with her last night?

Mike: I showed her whats up, and gave her some cucumber delight.

by METALxMIKE March 7, 2009

Cucumber Salad

Getting a reach around while having your salad tossed.

She started out tossing my salad, but she totally gave me cucumber salad!

by ZeeLeader July 22, 2011

Cucumbering

To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it

I told the alien cucumbering was fun and he said he wants to try it

by Jimcucumberbatchman March 27, 2017

Electric Cucumber

(1) a vibrator (2) Also, a windows font. This is a good gift to give to emma simpson

I broke my electric cucumber!

by Josh Red February 10, 2005