A person that arranges their social calendar and/or evaluates a committment to an activity, based upon their desire to maximize the opportunity to cuff with someone...thereby slowly fading away from being present with friends and obligations.
Person 1: “I thought he said he was going to be here”
Person 2: “He gave a ‘hard maybe’”
Person 1: “Yeah, he’s fizzling out. That time of year. He wants to get cuffed.”
Person 2: “What a fizzle cuffer”
Person 2: “He gave a ‘hard maybe’”
Person 1: “Yeah, he’s fizzling out. That time of year. He wants to get cuffed.”
Person 2: “What a fizzle cuffer”
by Itsaword October 23, 2018
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A higher level of self importance.
Think of yourself as the "the best"
A higher level of self importance.
Think of yourself as the "the best"
He's proper self chuffed isn't he?
I'm really good at photography. My work is a masterpiece.
No one is better than me.
I'm really good at photography. My work is a masterpiece.
No one is better than me.
by Anyway have I? January 4, 2023
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by lockalocka May 20, 2011
Get the Pee Pee Cuffer mug.Cufed; A term derived from the two words "Cunts" and "Fucked". Often used in the worse possilbe way to describe a person or situation that is undesirable or entirely out of the ordinary. Can be used in the presence of delicate ears without any severe repercussions if they dont know the meaning.
Example 1
"Dude, is that guy dancing and pointing at the secrutiy camera?"
"Yeah, he just tried to sell me a space rock for $50000"
"Oh my god! That Cunt's Fucked!"
"Yeah he's Cufed as."
Example 2
"Bro, just spent the day at Glynde!"
"Cufed?"
"Completely Cufed."
"Dude, is that guy dancing and pointing at the secrutiy camera?"
"Yeah, he just tried to sell me a space rock for $50000"
"Oh my god! That Cunt's Fucked!"
"Yeah he's Cufed as."
Example 2
"Bro, just spent the day at Glynde!"
"Cufed?"
"Completely Cufed."
by Jason Weasel December 15, 2011
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Guy B: "Serious pal? She's a total cuffer"
Guy B: "Serious pal? She's a total cuffer"
by Akaza April 16, 2013
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"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"
by theWestHamfan December 13, 2003
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Someone who lies about their level of training and expertise to extract money from the unsuspecting customer.
A rogue trader/businessman
Someone who lies about their level of training and expertise to extract money from the unsuspecting customer.
A rogue trader/businessman
by DClovessinkingboats May 23, 2019
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