cuffer

A cuffer is a volunteer firefighter that gets so excited running lights and sirens to a call that he/she sometimes fondles themselves.

Greg and James are such cuffers, each time they go on a run they have to get napkins at the Mcdonalds drive thru to clean themselves up prior to checking on scene.

by Patrick the great August 20, 2007

cuffer

someone who uses the end of their sleeve as a hankerchief

"eurr... look at that crust on his sleave, he's such a cuffer!"

by Jason K1 October 20, 2006

Cuffer

Someone who is overly prone or susceptible to entering a long term committed relationship with another. Usually used as a derogatory term towards someone who falls in love way too easily or needs to be in a relationship to feel whole.

(Roscoe Dash's lyrics in the song in the DJ Khaled song "Oh My") - "girl you the one, too bad I'm not a cuffer..."

One friend to another - "shut up man, you ain't no player... youz a damn cuffer. A sweetheart. A sucker for love..."

by SillyBilly9000 December 13, 2018

Cuffer

Another term for jailbait. Going after this girl will likely get you arrested and in handcuffs.

Guy A: "I've got my eyes on the blonde baby-face in the shallow end of the pool"
Guy B: "Serious pal? She's a total cuffer"

by Akaza April 16, 2013

Cuffer

A Policeman or Policewoman.

''watch it blad cuffer comin!''

by sweet jesus March 4, 2006

Cuffer

A person you would cuff in a relationship; someone you would keep forever.
Similar to the word keeper

Nick: "Dude Kate would make the perfect wife; she's a great cook, is good with kids, and has a nice body."
Greg: "Hell yeah dude, she's an absolute cuffer!"

by rtsears August 8, 2018

fizzle cuffer

A person that arranges their social calendar and/or evaluates a committment to an activity, based upon their desire to maximize the opportunity to cuff with someone...thereby slowly fading away from being present with friends and obligations.

Person 1: “I thought he said he was going to be here”
Person 2: “He gave a ‘hard maybe’”
Person 1: “Yeah, he’s fizzling out. That time of year. He wants to get cuffed.”
Person 2: “What a fizzle cuffer”

by Itsaword October 24, 2018