croft fap fif

A croft fap fif is were your pussy turns into a cat and says hi

That croft fap fif fAM

by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018

Crofted

The art of killing of a beloved character just for the hell of it.

OMG. I cannot believe they crofted Terry Dingleberry. He was my favourite.

by Alex Greed December 28, 2019

Carl Croft

(adj.) a extremely sexy, masculine man.
very strong
knows how to treat the ladies

girl 1: "hey what is a good word to describe that hot guy over there, he looks really strong."
girl 2: "oh he is a Carl Croft without a doubt."

by cjballa October 18, 2010

dawson croft

One of the gayest people you will ever meet

Man that guy looks like hes Dawson croft

by Xxxfidgetspinnerxxx May 25, 2017

Rusty crofts

Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.

Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.

Dude, my crofts are so sweaty.
Dude, I can’t walk anymore I have a case of the rusty crofts

by superhotkarl March 7, 2020

Dirty Croft

The act of vigorously shitting on your dads chest while licking a man named Nathan and while screeching and watching a man eat a baby alive!

Yo dude, you hear that guy did a dirty croft last night?

by BigGayCroftMonster August 4, 2021

charlie crofts

A woman of many words for her sleep says many words. She is very pretty and smart and has an amazing personality.

Charlie Crofts the woman

by Thiccthiccdaddy69 November 16, 2021